Artist, writer, podcaster, twat. Winner of a Blog North Award 2014. Writer of Pantone Blues. #TheLuciferTapes podcast. @krakencove podcast.
Joined November 2007
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27 Jun 2022
Check it out!! My #linocut art, Gannet Feast, in the comic book that you can get with the awesome band @theburninghell new album Garbage Island! This makes me so happy!!!
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5 Dec 2025
Who was Britney Spear’s Toxic written about?
Why did rioter occur in Nottingham in 1766?
What caused a bloke to fall over in the shower and break his arm?
Why did soldiers in the Civil War have glowing wounds?
What is on Benny in his bed on a night and trying to steal his jizz??
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5 Dec 2025
It’s time for episode 131 of KRAKEN COVE PODCAST!!
In this much anticipated return to podcasting, Benny & Matt cover the great wonders of the age, tackle the big questions you’ve always pondered without answer…
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7 Mar 2025
Fresh Cove is out now!
Lots of freewheeling waffle and mental meanderings this week but we wade into Musk’s Starlink Satellites and their hidden dangers, we have a couple of good books to recommend and we look at the weird cryptid, The Splintercat!!
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16 Dec 2024
So Prince Andrew had links to a vast paedophile network, has made all manner of shady deals across the world and now has links to a Chinese spy that could potentially jeopardise national security… so the king threatens to ban him from going on a fucking stroll? Wow.
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10 Oct 2024
Mort Noir!
My latest Linocut print in prep for my Halloween markets!
For sale in a week’s time at hupalinocut.co.uk
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4 Oct 2024
It’s episode 119 of Kraken Cove Podcast!!
In this episode Benny & Matt look at the Turin Shroud - Real or Fake?? While they’re at it they amble down the isles of various churches to check out further religious relics!
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3 Sep 2024
They missed a trick by not badging this up as a Cadbury’s Bendy Bus.
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27 Aug 2024
Just going to say it, but even if you bought me the ticket and paid me £500 on top I wouldn’t go to see Oasis.
Not just the music, but IMAGINE THE PEOPLE IN THE AUDIENCE.
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1 Aug 2024
If Will Ferrell needs a new subject for one of his absurd Eurovision/Blades of Glory/Talladega Nights type movies, he need look no further than Olympic Speedwalking.
It is fucking bonkers. #speedwalking #Olympic2024
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30 Jul 2024
Can’t wait for a pink Range Rover to recreate this little scene… #katieprice #runkatierun
30 Jul 2024
Arrest warrant issued for Katie Price after she failed to attend court hearing bbc.in/4cYXYtl
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26 Jul 2024
Paris, furious at not having the Olympics for 100 years, petulantly make their Opening Ceremony last an entire century. #OpeningCeremony
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26 Jul 2024
Amazing how France has managed to make the whole opening ceremony feel like the 80’s telly show It’s a Knockout. It’s an absolute clusterfuck. #olimpiadi2024
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21 Jul 2024
Britain behind Europe in arts funding and education, ‘crisis’ report shows theguardian.com/culture/arti…
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24 May 2024
It’s episode 113 of KRAKEN COVE PODCAST!!
In this episode we look at BRAIN WORMS!! THE MURDER OF ROD HULL BY GYLES BRANDRETH! MONKEYS FUCK DEER! DID DINOSAURS REALLY EXIST? ANTIGRAVITY DREAMS! SPACE FARTS!!
All this and much more at KRAKEN COVE!!!
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21 May 2024
I didn’t realise you actually pronounced these films SEW.
#terrypastry #sewingbee
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28 Apr 2024
Looking forward to the next Attenborough documentary called Cunts - Humans in the Wild with a ‘how it was made’ video at the end showing how cameramen had to hide in a skip for three days to catch a drug addict noshing off a drunk man by some bins behind Tesco Express.
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26 Apr 2024
Not judging, but I have no idea how people cope with going to a sex worker.
I just got my van washed and I couldn’t look the bloke in the eye as he soaped my windscreen, and I nearly screamed when he opened the door to do the sills.
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25 Apr 2024
Is there anything more vile, toxic, grating and downright fucking annoying than the Betfair Casino ads?
These are the smoking adverts of the TikTok generation, a doctor telling you to smoke cigs to calm your nerves. Fucking horrible. Get in the sea you thundercunts.
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