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The best Xmas gift for any decent European.
In this critical moment donations have completely stopped, and the fundraiser to help Ukraine with engineering equipment is stuck at $100,500/$120,000. I'm asking you to support by reposting, hitting like, donating and commenting While so-called USA diplomats work on partitioning Ukraine the war doesn't stop. and our defenders need your help. Ukraine is making russia pay for every kilometer they move. It's the battlefield where the outcome of the war is decided. Negotiations and diplomacy mean nothing if we are losing on the battlefield this video is an everyday work of the 92nd brigade 1st assault battalion. They are making russia pay, for every step while countries like Belgium take russian bribes and blood money. donation link: paypal.com/donate?campaign_i…
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When Kremlin messaging clashes with itself to deliver a masterclass in moral inconsistency and hypocrisy:
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It is still, but is changing, as well as Europe and other NATO countries reinvesting. UK also needs some changes yet you are exaggerating the numbers, they are superior than that. We can debate on the interest of other countries to have means for extracontinental operations /1
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845€/1500€ Collecting for two small angry planes that are travelling from Ukraine to russia for boom-boom! Dronate please or boost 💰 Juliapod.art@gmail.com
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I want to make a gift to one of you 😄 Based as hell cap from Jpod.shop Comment and share I’ll pick one in 24h Shipping on me #russiaisaterroiststate #PutinWarCriminal
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France debunking propagandist, one by one.
France allows that free speech thingy, but our justice system ensures that actions that are illegal offline in France are also illegal online in France. Let the courts do their job. #NoOneAboveTheLaw
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😱 the EU’s "secret order" was finally found 23 days after it was published on the commission’s website. ec.europa.eu/commission/pres…
🚨@JudiciaryGOP subpoenaed Europe’s secret 183-page censorship order to X 🚨 The @EU_Commission’s first ever fine under the Digital Services Act (DSA) was against @X and @elonmusk for €120 million—nearly 6% of its GLOBAL revenue—for defending free speech. Now we know why: Leftist Euro bureaucrats fined X because it innovated its blue checkmark system and refused to give into demands from misinformation pseudoscientists. 🧵Read below to see what the Europeans didn’t want Americans, or anyone else, to see. ⬇️
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Surely one for the top 10 list of 2026 depressive categories youtu.be/CJnSV0kxXBI #blackmetal #dsbm #depressiveblackmetal #Germany
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⚡Urgent request for vehicles from the front! - 114th Brigade, UAV Company - 153rd Brigade, Short-Range Air Defense Battery Less known than other brigades, forgotten by many. But same courage and bravery, standing for all of us. 🎯: $20 800 🅿🅿: umc4429917@gmail.com Pls RT
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The best trolling ever!
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I'm thinking about how wonderful it will be when there are 20 ambulances!💙💛🚑 #WeAreNATO #WeAreNafo #NAFOFellas #UkraineWillWin
🔹️ AMBULANCE NUMBER 20 🔹️ 🎯 GOAL 20.000€ 💰 €15.990 raised ‼️ 4.010 still needed for 🚑 #20 🇺🇦 💳 Payee: ​Ambulansseja Ukrainaan ry IBAN: FI31 1544 3000 3222 68 BIC: NDEAFIHH 📱 MobilePay: 18846 🅿️🅿️ paypal.com/donate/?hosted_bu… Your donation saves lives! Thank you 🫂
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Honestly, friends, I have no strength left. I haven't slept for two or three days. Plus, I'm constantly trying to raise funds to help my brothers. I can't close the collection for one car. And in 13 days, we've already lost three. Thank God this car can be repaired. Make a donation. Repost this. Thank you all. PP erokhin12345d@icloud.com
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It makes sense!
🇳🇴 Norway Enters The Chat, Politely Informs World It Will Be Repossessing The United States WASHINGTON, DC, and also technically somewhere west of Reykjavik in spirit. In a calm statement delivered over a mug of black coffee and the sound of a distant wool sweater being folded with authority, the Government of Norway announced Monday that it will be taking the United States back. The decision follows what Norwegian officials described as “a confusing sequence of international property disputes,” including renewed American talk of acquiring Greenland, pressure campaigns on allies, and the general vibe of someone trying to rewrite a rental agreement with a marker. “We have reviewed the paperwork,” said a spokesperson, producing a laminated map of the North Atlantic and tapping it twice for emphasis. “And according to our records, the first Europeans to find North America did not arrive in a luxury cruise ship with a gift shop. They arrived in an unreasonably damp boat with a determined attitude. Therefore, as a matter of historical fairness, Norway will be reclaiming the United States.” Asked what Norway plans to do with the US, officials outlined a practical, step by step approach. First, a national safety inspection. “Right now the country is running hot,” said the spokesperson, noting that Norway intends to install guardrails, update the wiring, and replace several rhetorical load bearing beams that appear to have been removed for no clear reason. “We will also be introducing a national concept known as ‘outside voice’ and limiting it to reasonable hours.” Second, a cultural restoration project. Norway clarified that this is not about punishment, but about stewardship. “We keep hearing talk about Viking heritage,” the spokesperson said. “With respect, heritage is not a bumper sticker. Heritage is being able to walk outside in bad weather and still function. Heritage is eating something that did not come from a drive through window. Heritage is carrying a piece of furniture up stairs without declaring civil war.” As part of the transition, Norway will introduce a new physical fitness test for all public officials, tentatively titled “Can You Move A Reasonable Rock Without A Podcast About It.” The test has three parts: 1.A brisk walk without live commentary. 2.Carrying groceries with both hands, no rolling suitcase. 3.A ceremonial attempt to lift a moderately heavy hammer while remaining emotionally regulated. The US Department of Everything immediately issued a response saying it is “reviewing the situation,” a phrase Norway confirmed it will be replacing with “we will do it by Friday.” Meanwhile, Denmark released a short statement welcoming Norway’s interest in rules based order, adding that the Kingdom would prefer everyone stop trying to acquire large Arctic assets like they are limited edition sneakers. Norway concluded by assuring Americans that daily life will improve. “There will be healthcare that does not involve financial suspense,” said the spokesperson. “There will be paid leave. There will be fewer ads for pills that list existential dread as a side effect. And the national emergency hotline will stop opening with, ‘Have you tried turning democracy off and on again.’” When asked whether the United States consented to the takeover, Norway looked briefly confused. “We assumed you would appreciate a plan,” the spokesperson said. “Also, we brought waffles.”
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Fuck Maduro 🖕 Fuck Trump🖕 Fuck Putin🖕 Fuck Netanyahu 🖕 Fuck Modi🖕 Fuck Orban🖕 Fuck Khamenei🖕 Fuck MAGA 🖕 Fuck Hamas🖕 Fuck Brics🖕 Fuck Religions🖕 Fuck all of it🖕 Who did I miss?
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