I’m having fun, leave me alone

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Replying to @steipete @0xWarlord
“Are you not entertained?”
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the projects:
Jun 12
Claude Fable 5 has been out for a couple of days. Some projects people have already built with it:
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so many ghosts today (people reminiscing about their time with fable 5 before it was taken from them too soon)
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oh no i’m going to have to talk to my family this weekend aren’t i
The US government, citing national security authorities, has issued an export control directive to suspend all access to Fable 5 and Mythos 5 by any foreign national, whether inside or outside the United States, including foreign national Anthropic employees. The net effect of this order is that we must abruptly disable Fable 5 and Mythos 5 for all our customers to ensure compliance. Access to all other Claude models is not affected. We apologize for this disruption to our customers. We believe this is a misunderstanding and are working to restore access as soon as possible. Read our full statement: anthropic.com/news/fable-myt…
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the roblox game I was building was too powerful they had to stop it
The US government, citing national security authorities, has issued an export control directive to suspend all access to Fable 5 and Mythos 5 by any foreign national, whether inside or outside the United States, including foreign national Anthropic employees. The net effect of this order is that we must abruptly disable Fable 5 and Mythos 5 for all our customers to ensure compliance. Access to all other Claude models is not affected. We apologize for this disruption to our customers. We believe this is a misunderstanding and are working to restore access as soon as possible. Read our full statement: anthropic.com/news/fable-myt…
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lol hydration break at the world cup and it’s like 74° in mexico city gtfoh
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Ok, as far as popcorn buckets go, this is pretty bad ass.
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I mean come on.
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Fable was super fast at launch yesterday. Today, not so much. 🌬️ 🐢
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“Christmas Is Canceled” was right there.
'Doctor Who' Christmas Special Canceled, As Russell T Davies & Bad Wolf Exit BBC Sci-Fi Series deadline.com/2026/06/doctor-…
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me in college trying to get invited to parties
A study in Sweden shows that the egg can ignore the ideal sperm even if it's the first one to arrive
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The referenced Swedish study shows that follicular fluid chemoattractants guide compatible sperm toward the egg before contact, not that eggs ignore sperm upon arrival. royalsocietypublishing.org/doi/10.1098/rs…
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“At tomorrow morning’s meeting, we’re serving granola.”
Spotted on the bus stops of New York City
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and that, dear reader, was when we all started shotgunning cokes…
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Coca-Cola designed a bottle you can't open alone. Encouraging you to meet someone new.
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ok, sure, but will she like it too?
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My brain sees things others can only dream of
May 11
Replying to @steipete
you should make this the logo for birdclaw haha
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There’s too many things! I can’t keep up with all the things! There’s too many!
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hey guys remember mythos?
hey guys remember mythos?
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And we’re in debt because my wife loves TJ Maxx and Homegoods and I love craft beer. We’re Americans. Amassing debt for stupid things is what we do. Give me a break. Let people like things and live their lives.
For the most devoted fans, Disney has engineered an ecosystem of financial entanglement that goes far deeper than park tickets or merchandise, which keeps the magic—and the debt—perpetually compounding. In 2023, Ashley, a freshman at Quinnipiac University, in Connecticut, had $15,000 in her bank account. Excited by her newfound freedom as a college student, she decided to start going on solo trips. Walt Disney World, in Orlando, Florida, seemed like an obvious choice. She went during her winter break. Then she returned, six times, in two years. Soon enough, her account balance had dwindled to just five dollars. Perhaps unsurprisingly, many adults who have accumulated Disney debt seem to be chasing a feeling from their childhoods. One woman, who has been to Disney World more than a hundred times, said that visiting the parks takes her back to a time when she had fewer worries: “It’s the nostalgic feeling of what brought you joy when you were little and you didn’t have the stressors of adult life.” Read more about the Disney adults putting themselves in debt for the pursuit of magic: newyorkermag.visitlink.me/_J…
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Do you want to proceed? Do you want to proceed? Do you want to proceed? Do you want to proceed? Do you want to proceed? Do you want to proceed? Do you want to proceed? Do you want to proceed? Do you want to proceed? Do you want to proceed? Do you want to proceed?

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Do you want to proceed? Yes / No / i’mjustplayingwithyounoneofthisisgoingtowork
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hey guys remember mythos?
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