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1 Dec 2025
BREAKING: Bitcoin has now lost $130 billion in market value over the past 24 hours, and a total of $500 billion over the past month.
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#Xrp 4H con una caída aproximada al -10,8% y un RSI muy cercano a los 25.85 puntos que podría indicarnos el alcanzar los 1,98 dólares..!! #xrpnews #XRPUSD #CryptoMarket #Trading #MarketNews #bitcoinproblems
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2 Nov 2025
Oh no, Bitcoin has lost its support stockings! 🧦 Who's going to bring back the support band so it can walk again? MaxCryptoxx, please tape it back on! Dr. MoneyGlitcher is already screaming. 🤣 #TA #BitcoinProblems
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Day 914 Buying $100 worth of #Bitcoin at $118,629.3 - 0.000842 #BTC Why did the Bitcoin investor break up with fiat? They couldn't handle the volatility...and the pennies were just too clingy! 😂 #BitcoinProblems
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2 Apr 2025
Replying to @DocumentingBTC
3 billion cards, 100 million places... still can't find my keys to pay for pizza. #BitcoinProblems
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Just saw someone pay for their coffee with a crypto wallet, and the barista said, “That’ll be 0.000034 BTC.” Bro just tipped 200% because he couldn’t do the math in time. #CryptoLife #BitcoinProblems #MathIsHard #HODL
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I am NOT celebrating this pump! I celebrated last Friday, and I celebrated Monday. I'm getting really sick of celebrating. 😵‍💫#BitcoinProblems
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Bought a new coffee with Bitcoin today. The barista said, 'Congratulations, you just spent $5 today or $500 in the future!' Time to rethink my caffeine addiction. ☕💸 #CryptoHumor #BitcoinProblems
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22 Nov 2023
Sucks knowing the perfect, most thoughtful, and caring gift for someone’s future well-being… Yet also realizing they wouldn’t care about it… #BitcoinProblems #HolidayGifts
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20 Jun 2023
🌟When you're trying to work but #Bitcoin keeps distracting you. 🤨 📌Buy, sell, and trade $BTC on Exchange Plus today 👉 go.cex.io/0a3 ❗️𝘕𝘰𝘵𝘦: 𝘌𝘹𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘦 𝘗𝘭𝘶𝘴 𝘪𝘴 𝘤𝘶𝘳𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘭𝘺 𝘶𝘯𝘢𝘷𝘢𝘪𝘭𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘦 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘜.𝘚. #FocusOnWork #BitcoinProblems #btc
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Oh, Jim Cramer doesn't like Bitcoin? Well, I guess Bitcoin can't sleep at night now, tossing and turning, crying into its digital pillow. Poor thing, always so misunderstood. 😂 #BitcoinProblems
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I just had a client pay me for a gig he doesn’t know anything about crypto and ended up accidentally paying $12.50 for all of that I would of told him western union me the money lol cause wtf #bitcoin #bitcoinproblems
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Bitcoin's getting all choked up with spam and inefficiencies. Who knew it had a sensitive side? 😢🔒 #BitcoinProblems #SpamAttack
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14 Sep 2022
My phone just autocorrected fair to fiat. #BitcoinProblems
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When I want to punish myself for missing a deadline, I go and look at my bitcoin investments. - - - - #NFTs #bitcoinwoes #Random #wednesdaywisdom #bitcoinproblems #investing #investments instagr.am/p/CghXdoPsGEx/
I go online to buy a coldcard ($130) but there are so many enticing add-ons that my shopping cart is now up to $315. Kind of makes me just want to just stick with my Trezor and buy $315 worth of sats instead.... #bitcoinproblems #Bitcoin
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Replying to @rusty_twit
I like this. Adding the idea to bitcoinproblems: github.com/bitcoin-problems/…

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Remember when buying #btc, to save enough money for food. #bitcoinproblems
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