Dave Burge had finally had enough.
This was the day.
There was no outburst. No tears.
He thought about it methodically.
Surgically.
In short clippy paragraphs.
Algorithmically optimized for maximum clickthrough metrics from 25th percentile retards.
And 100% free of typos and grammatically errors.
He poured himself a cup of coffee.
Cracked his knuckles.
Strode up to his keyboard.
And unleashed a ChatGTP prompt that will be studied for millennia.
Because in that moment it generated a post so brilliant, so devastatingly clever in its verbal precision, so seemingly human to coders on the spectrum, it sparked a new epoch.
It was the moment that X the everything app (formerly known as Twitter) would change forever.
Never before had his readers seen such intellectual rigor.
Astuteness.
Precision.
Short bang-bang sentences.
Correct punctuation.
Never before had the rev share algorithm seen a post with this level of 'read more' engagement.
etc etc etc ad nauseum