Jun 13
Today's sabji had so much gravy the vegetables were basically SWIMMING. 🏊♀️🥤
Now I want pav bhaji… but I'm scared. 😭
What if the bhaji also arrives with a lifeguard on duty? 💀😂
My cook doesn't make dishes — she makes soups in disguise. 😶🌫️
#DesiHumor #CookProblems #FoodFail #RelatableContent #IndianFood #PavBhaji #RealTalk
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25 May 2020
Ni que te digan “pero echale un chin de esto..” o que vayan a la cocina a decirte “vine a supervisar” 🙃 #cookproblems
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7 Oct 2019
When you get back from shopping for anti cold supplies only to realise the only honey you have is this. Much as I dislike it, possibly one for #middleclassproblems. And because if I don’t use it, I can guarantee eleventy people will Tweet it at me. (I’d prefer #cookproblems)
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Thanksgiving is the most perfect holiday-if you’re NOT the one who has been slaving for 3 days to prepare the most perfect Thanksgiving! #cookproblems
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1 Nov 2018
The realization that life, as we know it, could potentially stop when the electric can opener breaks. #cookproblems #chili
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4 Jul 2018
Tonight at the fireworks display, bumping through the crowd, I'll probably accidentally say "Behind!" at least twice
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#denver #cookproblems #restaurantlife #habits #satire #sauceots
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19 Mar 2018
#dearcustomer: Can I have *item* ?
Me: Oh, I'm sorry, we are out of *ingredient* in *item*, but I can substitute *different ingredient*
Customer: Will it taste exactly the same?
#bartenderproblems #ServerProblems #cookproblems #restaurants #sauceots
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23 Feb 2018
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11 Feb 2018
Yep, you figured out my game plan, good for you.
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#sauceontheside #sauceots #sarcasm #customers #serverproblems #bartenderproblems #cookproblems #specials #justaskingquestions #justdoingmyjob #chess
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11 Feb 2018
When you have to just verbally tell the kitchen your modifiers because there are too many to type
#sauceots #sauceontheside #serverproblems #bartenderproblems #cookproblems #cooklife
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7 Feb 2018
"I really want the dish I had here last time. It was five years ago. I think it was maybe chicken, served with pasta. Or veggies? But every suggestion you make is wrong."
#sauceots #serverproblems #bartenderproblems #cookproblems #memoryproblems #stuffcustomerssay
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1 Feb 2018
Customer: Do you have vegan hotdog buns?
Cashier: ...For your hot dog?
Customer: Yes
Cashier:......no?
Customer: I thought not.
#novegandogoptions #meat #vegan #customercomments #confusion #serverproblems #cookproblems #restaurantproblems #quote
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27 Jan 2018
"Your Mac and cheese is too cheesy."
#sauceontheside #sauceots #actualquote #isthatarealcomplaint #howdoifixthat #cheese #cheeseloversunite #serverproblems #cookproblems #chefproblems #finemoreforme
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26 Jan 2018
Fuck it, fix it Friday. Cause you can't close when things go wrong, you just have to hobble by
#sauceontheside #sauceots #cookproblems #bartenderproblems #serverproblems #justmanagerthings #justrestaurantproblems #pipes #dishwashers #fuck #whateverworks
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26 Jan 2018
The restaurant Golden rule: if you leave your shit, we will fuck with your shit.
#sauceots #pranks #games #cookproblems #knives #onlydoitonce #itwillthaweventually #restaurantlife #justrestaurantproblems
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25 Jan 2018
"I'm sorry, the kitchen is closed"
"But what about fries???????!!?"
#sauceots #dailystruggle #buthowdoesthephysicsofcookingwork # cookproblems #clueless #customercomments #iwishthiswassatire #serverproblems
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21 Jan 2018
How do you like to claim dead food???
#sauceots #serverlife #cookproblems #sharkfood #mine #food #dibs
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