The role reversal hits different when:
Dad: "Yeh 2k ka Airtel bill kya hai?" ๐
Me: "That's YOUR DTH service."
Dad: "Itna mehenga?"
Me: "You picked the plan, not me."
Dad: "Aao aur sort karo." ๐ญ
I manage the bills, fix the plans, sort the messesโฆ
Remind me again โ who's the parent here? ๐๐
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Mumbai me: late-night movies, midnight plans, always out. ๐๐ฅ
Pune me: "Bahar jaana? Itni raat ko? Pagal ho kya." ๐ถโ๐ซ๏ธ
This city quietly turned me into a homebody and I didn't even notice. ๐ญ
The ONLY thing that still gets me out the door? Mastani. ๐ฅค
Chalo, call khatam, Mastani time. ๐
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UPDATE on my car-cleaning guy โ the one who once said, "Main paise nahi mangta. Jo chahiye dil se de dena." ๐
Today? He called me asking for an ADVANCE payment. ๐๐
Me: "Sir, philosophy thodi update kar lo. Aap paise nahi mangte โ aap advance mein mangte ho." ๐
The man evolved from 'dil se' to 'pehle se.' ๐
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It's Adhik Maas โ the month where the son-in-law gets invited and showered with gifts. ๐
My mom planned a whole lunch: cousin, her husband (the guest of honour), chacha-chachi, the works. ๐ฝ๏ธ
The son-in-law? "Sorry, office event, can't make it." ๐
Now Mom wants to cancel, but everyone else still wants to catch up. ๐ญ
Me: "Bola tha janjhat mein mat pado. Ab bhukto apne karmon ka phal." ๐
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Today's sabji had so much gravy the vegetables were basically SWIMMING. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ฅค
Now I want pav bhajiโฆ but I'm scared. ๐ญ
What if the bhaji also arrives with a lifeguard on duty? ๐๐
My cook doesn't make dishes โ she makes soups in disguise. ๐ถโ๐ซ๏ธ
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My entire day, summarised:
Planning the day. ๐
Planning meals between calls. ๐ฝ๏ธ
Planning work between calls. ๐ป
Planning house chores between the work between the calls. ๐
Planning? Constant.
Execution? Missing in action. ๐ญ
Turns out I don't have a busy life โ I have a busy to-do list. ๐ฎโ๐จ
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