Pumpkin pie? Overrated. 🍸 We’re serving cocktails, chemistry, and good vibes this Friendsgiving at Royal Sands, Nov 20. $25 covers you a friend (and 2 drinks). Tap the link to grab your spot: eventbrite.com/e/18258530787… #dcsingles #dcdating #dcevents #datingapp #nevermissed

Cider, cocktails, and a little chemistry 🍂 Friendsgiving at Royal Sands, Nov 20. $25 for you a friend (and 2 drinks each). Limited spots, grab yours today! eventbrite.com/e/18258530787… #dcsingles #dcdating #dcevents #datingapp #nevermissed #givingloveagps

Ladies, this one’s for you! It’s time to swap screens for steins! Join DC’s 20s & 30s singles at Wunder Garten tonight for Oktoberfest. Complete your NeverMissed bio for a bonus drink and meet someone new IRL. RSVP here: eventbrite.com/e/16696517061… #dcsingles #dcdating #dcevents

Well since I gave up on dating in the DMV. I spent 4 hours picking out the dog I always wanted. Realized I need a bigger place. Realized if I move out of Navy Yard, I might as well leave the DMV. Realized if I leave, I’ll probably meet the one and it’ll be chaos. So anyway, I’m back on my couch. #NavyYardproblems #DCdating

where are all the single moms in dc? #dcdating #singlemom #iwasmadeforlovingyou

Hi, the unroll you asked for: 🧵#dcdating 1. In a restaurant in DuPont w/ my bff & there’s a couple… threadreaderapp.com/thread/1… Enjoy :) 🤖

I can’t stop thinking about this ridiculous DC date I witnessed last night. #CraftCocktailLawyer #DCDating 🤦‍♀️

🧵#dcdating 1. In a restaurant in DuPont w/ my bff & there’s a couple on a first date next to us. Dude is the epitome of why dating in DC is the worst. They begin by sitting down & he starts mansplaining the cocktails. “Negroni really shouldn’t be drunk outside May - September.”

So basically you would be dating nobody? Lol #DCdating

Joe proposed to Jill five, FIVE, times before accepting. I can’t get full sentences on dating apps - e.g. you up? Wyd? Wanna chill? You fine. You sexy. So hot. Hi. 🙄 #DCdating #Tinder #Bumble #Hinge #Match #okcupid

Nothing like a post-coital confessional... “my mom put braces on Ivanka Trump” #DCDating

I went on a date this past weekend and I literally(2012 definition) and I fully do not know his name. 😬😬 #DCdating #single

spoiler alert: these couches are exactly as comfortable as they look, they are leather, and you can drink cocktails while sitting in them #inthemirror • • • #leather #couches #speakeasy #dcnightlife #washingtondc #dc #dcbloggers #dclife #dcfinest #dcdating #craftcocktails

can you find me? #inthemirror #speakeasy #washingtondc #hiddenbar #cocktails #bartenderlife #dcnights #dclife #prohibition #dcdating #weekend #dcbloggers #mixology #mixologist #cocktailbar #cheers #cocktailtime #cocktailart #dcfinest #washingtonian

Hello it’s me, a totally normal and unpretentious man whose Hinge profile picture is a stack of books #DCDating

The girl I matched with on Hinge a few days ago just asked me to pay almost $3k for her son's medical bills! I barely know anything about her & we have never talked on the phone let alone met in person. She sent me a photo of her medical bill! 😲 #fml #smh #DCDATING

We set up four couples this week, and three are going on second dates! Not too bad! Woohoo : ) #matchmaking #DC #DCDating #firstdate #seconddate #singlelife #findlove

If we actually managed to @unsuckdcmetro, these two might never have found each other: bit.ly/2HRjEsL #DC #commute #truelove #DCdating @WTOPtraffic @rushminus @FixWMATA