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Team meeting just now: “We really want an opportunity to break bread with young people in.” #DanglingModifierPatrol
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On which point, you might be amused by a quick skim through the #DanglingModifierPatrol hashtag 😀
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11 Jun 2024
Someone just pocket called me, and (unthinkingly) I texted them that “I just listened to a three minute message from inside your trousers.” #DanglingModifierPatrol
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22 Apr 2024
Honestly, few things bring me more joy and genuine LOLs than scrolling back through the #DanglingModifierPatrol hashtag.
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22 Apr 2024
#DanglingModifierPatrol
“Rutland may be a small county, but the response to [the unveiling of a statue of Elizabeth II] has been huge with contributions from local businesses and individuals of varying sizes.”
telegraph.co.uk/royal-family…
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ALT Poster saying: Dont kill your wife with WORK! Let electricity do it Willesden Electricity Dept, 131 Salusbury Road NW6
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9 Aug 2023
If you're struggling financially this Christmas, this kind chap on TikTok is offering to buy your kids. 🎅🏼#danglingmodifierpatrol
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22 Feb 2023
The only companies that lift workers are those that make and service lifts and escalators or airlines, Michael. #DanglingModifierPatrol 😉
Love your work, of course, but the mental image of companies lifting workers was too evocative to pass without a sarcastic retort. 👍
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28 Mar 2022
ALT Screenshot reads: Built in 1800, but having fallen into disrepair over the years, Rowell, who specialises in church and chapel conversions, has transformed the space into an Insta-worthy family home, which still maintains some of it's church-y features including a galleried landing, flagstone flooring and arched doors.
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21 Dec 2021
What do you get when you combine a dangling modifier with an incomplete sentence? #danglingmodifierpatrol
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9 Nov 2021
He was in good spirits for 53 hours whilst trapped in a cave? I wonder how he’s doing now he’s been rescued? #danglingmodifierpatrol
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5 Nov 2021
Who is wearing and puffing in this scenario? Pastor or church member? #danglingmodifierpatrol Either way, I’m curious about the story that prompted this recommendation!
“It is not recommended that pastors visit church members wearing wooden shoes (clogs), puffing on a long pipe, or wearing a bathrobe.”
- Bavinck
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Is he that contagious? Wouldn't it be better to get vaccinated before meeting him? #danglingmodifierpatrol
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