Monkeycoin (2014) by @rheaplex replaces bitcoin's PoW with the infinite monkey theorem. SHA-256 hashes converted to ASCII and checked against the opening of Shakespeare's The Tempest difficulty = how many characters of Shakespeare you accidentally produce

“Why aren’t there more content creators in crypto?? There’s so much money to be made!” If someone can promote crypto well, they’re capable of selling literally anything else on the planet instead. Think about it Making normal people care about decentralized permissionless smart contracts is basically the most difficult marketing feat in the universe. If you can do this, you can promote ANYTHING And it is SO much easier to sell someone a pen than it is to convince them your monkeycoin is going to ten trillion dollars Plus, people who buy the pen will mostly be happy with it. They bought the pen bc they like you as a person. They WANT to like it, so most will But crypto is the reverse. It’s an investment, and most people lose money trying to invest on their own So you’ve taken this group of followers you collected, who all WANT to like you, and you made them broke. And now they want to kill you For the type of genuinely interesting/likable person being discussed here, this may be the single most egregiously retarded misuse of their social capital possible And finally: 95% of the country thinks crypto is a huge scam, and will hate you inherently for being associated with it Approximately 0% of the country finds pens to be scams or lashes out at pen salesmen “Then why do some people still do it?” A lot of people say “because they’re scammers,” but that doesn’t make sense to me Barring a handful of exceptions, I bet most crypto scammers look back and think “fuck, I would’ve made way more money if I just sold gas station dick pills or something” Two explanations DO make sense: 1) Bored or unemployed people who never consider any of this stuff just start making videos about their hobbies and Boom. You’re accidentally a cryptocurrency influencer 2) Some people are just ruthlessly contrarian. The thought of being hated by 98% of the planet excites and motivates them Anyway, this post was sponsored by Polymarket

This would be a perfect collab opportunity come inbox 🤝

Project looks well aligned lets connect 🚀✨

Can I get a follow back?

Your project is next-level! Let’s partner 💥🌐💡

Signals looking clean 👀💎💥 Momentum unstoppable 🚀⚡

not hyped at all when my most of my trading portfolios are denominated in murican monkeycoin but eh it's also what made me print so much with gold, so can't complain

The greatest Monkeycoin of them all!!! Lets go #MonkeyWifPoop

Forget ghosts and goblins. The true terror this Halloween is watching MONKEYRICH moon without you. 💀💸 Don't let the 'rising from the grave' candlestick be your biggest regret. Buy the dip before it disappears! Something HUGE is COMING SOON... don't miss the next pump! @MonkeyRichSPL #CryptoPump #HalloweenFomo #VampireVibes #MonkeyCoin

Trataron de abrir otra cuenta jurídica en otro banco y les pintaron una paloma. Con Monkeycoin fue algo diferente, ellos operaban desde antes de la fundación de la Sunacrip, y una vez creada ésta, no les dieron los permisos de funcionamiento, simplemente porque no.

🚨BREAKING🚨 First there was $DOGE. Then came $SHIBA. Now? A real artist enters the blockchain. 🎨🐕 Meet $MONKEY – the painting dog taking over crypto. Picasso had 2 hands. Monkey only needs 1 paw. Who’s ready for the next masterpiece on chain? 🖼️🔥 CA: CNNQZyEWfz9mDBRCiRNwjaUvMaLnaRWem8HeJYh7bonk #MONKEYcoin #Crypto #Memecoin #Next100x #cryptonews @Monkey_picasso @picassofanpage @OnlyLJC @theunipcs #Bonk #ALTSEASON

No se webon, 1 supongo, no se cuanto vale la monkeycoin aqui

Just mooned 150% this week! $MONKEY Who's riding this to the top? Don't sleep on Solana's wildest meme coin. #MonkeyCoin #Solana

Oouughhhh don't lie we would all buy monkeycoin and become trillionaires

Global clout: • NYC HK billboards • SpaceX ad • NBC 6 News • Top Korean TV Most important: the community 🧠 This isn’t just hype — it's real holders, memes, and momentum. $Monkey is already a trend. catch up Anon. #Solana #Crypto #MemeCoin #MonkeyCoin #WAGMI

🐾💖 Kind eyes, a tail always happy to see you… $Monkey is more than a meme! Don’t waste time on one-day fads that vanish tomorrow. Real tokens are built around genuine characters with strong communities. 🌟 Be part of the story and watch $Monkey grow steadily and confidently! 🚀🐶 #Crypto #Memecoin #NFTCommunity #MonkeyCoin #DogArtist #HODL #OrganicGrowth #Blockchain

🐶✨ Look into Monkey’s kind eyes… How can you walk past and not smile? The memecoin world is full of one-day fads, but real value comes from tokens of genuine characters with huge, active communities! 🌱💎 $Monkey is a talented dog-artist with an organic community growing day by day. Join now while the project is steadily climbing! 🚀 #Crypto #NFTCommunity #Memecoin #MonkeyCoin #CryptoArt #HODL

On a planet with 1 billion dogs…only one picked up the brush. 🎨🐕 And it painted $MONKEY. 💥 This isn’t just a meme. It’s a movement. 👉 Join before the canvas explodes: #MonkeyCoin 🚀 @MonkeyGoodBoy @OnlyLJC @VitalikButerin @saylor @APompliano @MMCrypto @TheCryptoLark @Bitboy_Crypto @SatoshiLite @balajis @ErikVoorhees @IvanOnTech @CryptoWendyO @scottmelkerTone @Cristiano @TheCryptoDog @benjamincowen @davidgokhshtein @MissTeenCrypto @sassal0x @pierre_rochard @NickSzabo4 @CryptoMichNL @aantonop @rogerkver @elonmusk @pmarca

My reaction if $MONKEY reaches $20mln market cap. CA: CNNQZyEWfz9mDBRCiRNwjaUvMaLnaRWem8HeJYh7bonk @MonkeyGoodBoy @Omar_von_Muller @OnlyLJC @mikasasolslayer @theunipcs @picassofanpage @FappyDadArc @jonnybegoody19 @gordongekko #MONKEY #MonkeyCoin #CryptoNews #raid #MonkeyThePicasso #BONK #SweetTrading