Day 3 of waking up to feeling like there is rust in my SI joint, bilaterally. Lightning from the spleen to the old bean bag is nauseating. #oldmanproblems.

An "old god" effigy urn from Monte Alban. #Oaxaca #zapotec #OldManProblems

Legit pulled a muscle trying to stretch a pulled muscle. #oldmanproblems

Same. Whataburger also looks yummy but i heard it's very greasy like White Castle. Not staring my vacation eating something that wont stay in me very long. 😂 #OldManProblems 😂

Soon as I'm done devouring this tray of loaded breakfast taters and eggs, this house is about to look like a tornado came through and cleaned its act up. Hopefully. That's if my knees cooperate. #oldmanproblems #only36

#comics2026 92 FCBD 2026: Flash Gordon 1 from @MadCaveStudios This was good but this trend of either small fonts or, in this case, lettering colored in a way that doesn’t stand out against the color of the caption boxes reduces the enjoyment of the read. #OldManProblems

I’m ready for the next round of rain. #oldmanproblems

When butcher your hand the first time you use a mandoline slicer to slice potatoes - your wife has to spring into action. #oldmanproblems

A good day for walking. #oldmanproblems

I wish my hair on my thinning head grew as fast as my ear hair! Good grief! #OldManProblems

Having coffee on a Sunday afternoon instead of a beer because a storm threat means you have to go to work. #oldmanproblems

You know you're getting old when you find a random baseball in your office, decide to do a full windup for absolutely no reason, and immediately tweak your groin. 😂🤦‍♂️⚾ Nobody asked me to throw that pitch. There was no batter. There was no game. Just a man, a baseball, and now a sore groin muscle. 💀 The DFS grind doesn't stop though — I'll be posting lineups from the couch tonight. 🛋️💰🔥 #GettingOld #DFS #BrettsTailgate #BaseballSeason #OldManProblems #InjuredReserve

I have to project my hip pain onto ogata again today ... #oldmanproblems

Crashed out at 11:45pm and missed the countdown. #OldManProblems

Minivan game still strong. #oldmanproblems

Submitted to @joepufc as I couldn’t make the form work #oldmanproblems 🤭💙

Kal Raat 12 bajay 3 samosay khaye thay. Aj 1 hour HIT hi keeta. #oldmanproblems

[ His back hurts… #oldmanproblems ]

Walked too much today and now my back hurts #oldmanproblems

Raggedy Ahhhh @CoachGioCitadel @COACH_JOJACK weren’t with me today to get 315# #DHC #WYA #OldManProblems