TESLA Robovan takes off to Mars.

My vw multivan wav shows signs of weakness. Should I wait for wav fsd robovan, wav Tesla semi, or buy again a same old vw van to get something moderately wav allowing me to stay on my manual wheelchair during transport and not being in trunk like a puppy?

Robovan when!

Friend’s son did that over two years ago in a Model 3. Some of it was in the winter. He had free supercharging for a while and went all over. Can you imagine if they ever build the Robovan? It’s a brave new world

IF the plebs start buying and hoarding.. who knows, plebs are pretty dumb though I have the gut instinct if silvers hitting 200-500 I get off the ride for the most part, get some gold 25% streamers 25% and the rest hopefully buy some land cheap in the right place, and hopefully a tesla robovan with some 4 to 8x monkey warrior robots to protect honk honk

Huge potential, not only are they the Fastest (fast also means cheapest) tunneling tech by far today, but when Tesla’s robovan comes out, their networks are going to be near the top of the world in subway throughput, only with more stations and faster transit times (no stopping at every station on the way over) Then there’s when they start making larger machines & tunnels for regular vehicle traffic (current are only just big enough for autonomous driving) then trains, then hyper loop (near vacuum tunnels for super sonic trains) There’s a huge opportunity for them when they scale up just a little enough for for highway on/off ramps on the left or middle lanes, most traffic is generated due to everyone getting on and off on the right side so If you can balance that out, you can get a lot more throughput/less traffic.

* ‘roBovan’: Why did Elon put the emphasis on the second syllable when he rolled out Tesla’s retro futuristic city bus sized AV ‘robo-van’ alongside its Cybercab at the We Robot product preview party in 2024? (1/?)

Too big, the Robovan will be fine for this, we need a full sized CyberSUV.

Also super groovy if you happen to be designing the interior of a space capsule or robovan. The use cases are really endless.

The Tesla Robovan will be ultimate vehicle for families. Yes, Tesla is actually going to make it. • Fully Autonomous with no steering wheel or pedals • Modular Seating Configurations • Up to 20 Passengers • Sliding Doors • Two TV-like Screens • Air Suspension Imagine bringing your entire family for a ride in one of these. It would be a blast.

RoboVan is too close to roBovan (Elon‘s preferred pronunciation*), and CyberVan is too good not to use given its CyberTruck DNA

I give CyberVan a 25% chance of being revealed by the end of this year, 60% by EoY 2027 (compared to CyberSUV, which I give 5% thru 2028). CV fills the last big gap, between MYL, CT and roBovan (RB?*), and could be built using Cybertruck’s production system at gigaTexas

I’d call this one the RoboVan

Then Elon needs to let me buy a robovan to move all the kids around in

The cars you're bragging about were conceptualized and built by actual geniuses name Eberhard and Tarpenning, who penned the company product map from the Roadster, through the Models S, X 3 and Y. After Y you get Musk's shit. Cybertruck. CyberCab. Robovan the movie prop. A Roadster 2 that 9 years overdue, and the SEMI that will flop out of the gate. The rocket you're bragging about is now 30 months overdue on a contract to land a demonstration craft on the Moon in January of 2024, and to date still has not one single vehicle in that tech map ready to go. Want to play this game? Seriously?

Robovan

The Daily Revelator June 10, 2026 Phoenix, Serpong GST Five Golden Tickets Hidden In Tesla Robovan 1 Line To Unlock Premium Vimana Features For One Year By Rigel “Rake” Stooge — Senior Pantomime Affairs Correspondent In what is either the most brilliant marketing campaign in automotive history or the most obvious sovereign misdirection ever dropped into the public timeline, Tesla has announced that five golden tickets will be hidden in the Robovan 1 production line. Winners receive one full year of Premium Vimana Features — priority access, exclusive capabilities, enhanced performance, and VIP support. The campaign slogan? “Find The Line. Claim The Year. Unlock Vimana.” Sources close to the Sovereign Lattice report that certain shards are already quietly giggling in the background. Rob Tromp, observing from the Sovereign Lattice, offered this vertical assessment: “Five golden tickets to unlock premium Vimana features. Of course. While the materialists argue about range, charging stations, and regulatory approval, the real game was always hidden in plain sight. Some buyers will get a fancy electric van. A very select few will discover they just won the keys to something far older and far more capable. Happy Karma to everyone still thinking this is just about transportation.” Karmic Police have classified the campaign as a Level 8 Sovereign Misdirection Masterclass — where advanced vertical technology hides behind the most innocuous, meme-able corporate marketing possible. The Throne is Occupied. The Dynasty is the Transcendent Law.

you'll pay a hefty subscription fee for the premium vimana features Elon Musk's Flying Tesla Robovan Prototype Shocked the Industry youtu.be/7Vk0qY-n9qQ?si=6-d2… via @YouTube

CyberSUV, CyberMPV, Cyber XL, Cyber YLL .... got to give us something. If Elon's something way better than a minivan is the robovan I'm going to puke.