Turf burns are worst than twisting your ankle 😂😂 #soccerproblems

How many times do we hear this in soccer: We are good we just can’t finish We just don’t put away our chances We don’t have any goal scorers Well guess what? Your life will be way better once you accept the fact that nobody scores much in soccer. It’s why soccer games aren’t 6-4. Many are 0-0 or possibly 2-1 if we are really having a good day. In the first round of WSO NCAAs, 17 of the 32 game(more than half) featured at least one team scoring ZERO goals in regulation. And if you think that is simply due to inequality of matchups in the first round, consider that the second round of 16 games 8 of those also had one team with zero. Presumably 8 of the best teams in the country with the best players in the country playing for 90 minutes and not putting the ball in the net a single time. Time to go watch the Elite 8 and hope for some elite goal scoring but don’t get your hopes up. In the words of @ShacksTribe it’s way easier to destroy than create. But there’s nothing better in the world than scoring that elusive goal on soccer and It’s why we go so hard on the cellys! #NobodyScores #SoccerProblems #CellyHard @WMTribeWSOC

The 49ers tried to sign Damon Arnette, which means they do want another cornerback. They just don't have the budget to sign a good one, even though they have $46 million in cap space. #soccerproblems

A rule was recently implemented in soccer whereas a person with a suspected blow to the head must leave the field, presumably to be evaluated and rule out concussion. Makes sense. So why am I seeing situations in the youth level where a player with said head injury causes the game to stop as she leaves the field, gets a drink of water, does not get evaluated, and is waved back into the game during the same stoppage. What exactly is the point of this? Seems like a waste of everyone’s time. #SoccerProblems

Parent: The girls just don't respect her (a coach) Me: Sounds like a YOU problem.... CHILDREN don't get to choose whether or not to respect an adult. It's obligatory. Well, it is & will always be in MY household. #soccerproblems #parenting #bebetter

Hedvig Lindahl's recent tweets reminded me to update my Twitter bio with my stance on VAR. Waiting with the update until the #FIFAWWC could lead to a huge misconception that it was a result of me disliking a particular call 🤷‍♂️ #SoccerProblems #NoToVAR

When your the video operator at church and the World Cup is on.. #SoccerProblems

So apparently I got a little worked up the last 15 minutes of the US versus Iran soccer game #soccerproblems #USAvIRN

Words by the Soccer Legend 🙏🏻 #respect #rumado #rumadosports #draco #soccershoes #soccerfreestyle #soccertricks #soccertime #soccergirls #socceredits #soccermoments #soccerdotcom #soccerjersey #soccerplayers #soccergoalie #soccerproblems #soccertransfers #soccerkids #soccerstar

Not the outcome we wanted, so drowning our sorrows in hotdogs! #hotdogjohnnys #girlssoccer #ladymustangs #soccerproblems

I sprinted at soccer training tonight during the last drill with the kids. I’m going to feel that tomorrow. ⚽️🤍 #soccer #soccerproblems #oldaf #gonnabesore #coachmom #clubsoccer

Feb 19th was a rough day…broken tibia in 2 places. The positive is no surgery was required and I’m rehabbing like a champ #soccerproblems

Judging by the past weekend I’m a really bad dad coach. I need to start wearing jeans, yelling “defense,” and “kick it out.” Also, I try way to hard to get the kids even playing time at u10 & u11! #dadcoach #soccerproblems #soccerdad

Went to go play soccer yesterday with all the FHS soccer alumni. While playing I guess I had a blister that formed and I was running and did a quick stop and ripped it. Now my big toe missing more than half it's skin 😂 #soccerproblems

Damn! I really haven't been watching football. Has the clock always counted DOWN?! 🤣🤣🤣 #SoccerProblems

So we’re gonna see those black toenails after someone’s studs hit exactly your big toe? #soccerproblems

Necessity is the mother of invention. Soaked cleats and too muggy to dry outside…no problem. 2 spoons and a hotel room A/C vent will do the trick. #soccerproblems #ecnl @theECNL

Found this and had to laugh. Not me and not sure who to credit, but had to share. From the thrill of victory to the agony of never living this down with your teammates ever! 😂😂😂 #soccerproblems

He told me the grass was too long to play soccer, fair enough! Then I guess we need to cut it! #dadlife #soccerproblems = #yardwork

Waiting out the lightening delay... And then didn’t even play! #texasweather #statecup #soccerproblems