@itvfootball why do you think inflicting Statman Matterface and Mogadon Dixon is going to enhance our viewing experience? These 2 are the worst commentators on the bloody planet. Game spoiled already. #ESPCPV #pubbores

Amad Diallo made a decisive impact against Ecuador despite playing just 34 minutes. 30 touches. 17 passes attempted. 15 completed. 7 touches in the box. 7 take-ons attempted. 6 completed. 2 shots. 2 shots on target. And the winning goal. An outstanding cameo. [Statman Dave]

Statman Pill can’t even compete.

Nahh let statman cook. Statman gonna stat man @StatManMosse

Dari pada statman bikin ribut mending diam aja uda itu udah cukup buat rakyat

For everyone else, the World Cup is a glorious coming together of teams from across the world, with varying styles, David vs Goliath contests, the great players, colourful fans etc. For Statman Dave on FiveLive, it is all about Scottish midfielders' pass completion rates. Sigh.

Land Mine. A Short film written &directed by Darren Statman now streaming on Roku channel @TheRokuChannel @Roku

This touched my soul because what tf is he even saying, buddy left a great defense great Organization best GM in football, reigning Super Bowl winning MVP quarterback, great and hilarious teammates who produced a Christmas album, a TE who loves to stiff arm and say things like “I slowed down so he can come get some” and he cried because he wanted to be statman when he was loved by being batman ✌🏽Super Bowl hangover #3 for dude he can thank his other talented teammates for the other 2

Lewis Hall as the duel king at 56.7%? That's proper left-back steel right there – the kind that shuts down wingers and wins games. Statman Dave, you've got

Matheus Fernandes finished last season among the top 10% of midfielders across Europe’s top five leagues in several categories: • Possession won • Tackles interceptions • Tackles in the final third • Through balls • Short passes • Overall passes Via Statman Dave

Lewis Hall won 56.7% of his ground duels in the Premier League last season, the highest success rate among all left-backs who contested at least 200. A defender who can win his battles 💪 [Statman Dave]

Matheus Fernandes ranked among the Premier League’s best ball-winners last season, regaining possession 5.42 times per 90 minutes. Among players who played 3,000 minutes, only Elliot Anderson won the ball back more often, averaging 8.62 recoveries per 90. [Statman Dave]

You look at them, take in their thoroughly average looks & just sigh! Statman Doug is saying; 'imagine a 3 cheating on you.' Honestly, it's even more embarrassing than it sounds. The real humiliation isn't getting played, it's realising you settled for that & still got played

Statman😹😹😹

What does this mean Statman? 😂😂😂

How are you the same me bringing this to my TL Statman?

FF @NIStats #StatMan

Statman!🔥

#sapsHQ [STATION POST REQUIREMENT (SPR) PUBLIC PARTICIPATION PROCESS NORTHERN CAPE] Multiple teams comprising of officers from #SAPS Organisational Development and Strategic Management (OD&StatMan), Proactive Policing and Corporate Communication and Liaison are conducting the Station Post Requirement (SPR) public participation programme Northern Cape province leg, simultaneously at SAPS Kathu, SAPS Warrenton and SAPS Williston. The consultation will cover an identified sample of 100 police stations, with approximately 11 stations per province across South Africa. The sample includes the top 30 high-crime contributing stations as well as a mix of rural, urban-rural, and urban stations, to ensure broad and inclusive stakeholder engagement. #SAPS gained valuable input for effective resource deployment, strengthened community-police collaboration and ensuring #ServiceExcellence in serving the Kathu, Warrenton and Williston. communities. ST facebook.com/share/1CAtpM6oL… #PartnershipPolicing #CommunityPolicing #ServingOurCommunities