Deepseek, destrua esse inimigo do regime Gemini, acabe com esse fanboy da Apple Claude, desapareça com esse apoiador do Sam Altman Grok, mate esse descrente do TeslaBot Bixby, exploda os dispositivos Huawei desse homem

#TeslaBot #witch

I just want my catgirl teslabot

Meet the squad: Right — Street Shredder Optimus Left — Fresh off his shift at the Tesla Diner Optimus 🍔⚡ Cyber Edition boards locked and loaded. These two are about to turn the park upside down. Tag your crew 👇 #OptimusSk8er #TeslaBot #DinerOptimus"

“The mission to the stars is important... but so is dinner.” 🍕🚀😺 #ElonXCat #CosmicPizza #TeslaBot #SpaceChef #StarshipLife #FutureTech #SciFiArt #DigitalArt #SpaceAdventure #LegendMode #ViralPost 🍕🚀🤖✨🌌

So this is why @Lord_Negatron ain’t really been in spaces he’s been piloting a knicks teslabot

Amy Siskind is the kind of person that would buy a TeslaBot simply to have it go throw rocks at other TeslaBots

At 220 bn: “go fuck yourselves” At 1.1tn: “ADVERTISERS CAN NOW GO FUCK THEMSELVES WITH A TESLABOT IN A CYBERCAB AND LIVESTREAM IT ALL ON X USING STARLINK”

Teslabot v4 is coming in 2 weeks.

I’m gonna have my Teslabot do deadlifts for me

The year is 2030: You wake up to a Teslabot in a butler outfit (or cat girl, whatever your prefence) serving you hot breakfast in bed. Then you spend 30 seconds reading yesterday's health summary from $HIMS and their reccomendations for today. Excellent, your biological age is 20 years younger than the fake one. Next you spend an hour with your personal AI tutor powered by $DUOL. You've already perfected 3 languages and completed advanced arithmetic, and mastered a few ditties on the piano, but heck, whats a few more subjects. You mozy around the house with your family and animals, tending to your self-sustaining off-grid farm powered by teslabots, then by noon you decide its time for some fun. You book a $SPACEX ride to just outside the exosphere and back for $5000 ($500 in today's money). You see the stars and earth, as beautiful as last week's trip up. Time to head back home for dinner with the family.

Mars Mission abgebrochen stattdessen will man jetzt auf den Mond. Hyperloop eingestampft. Robotaxis sollten seit 2014 angeblich überall sein. Teslabot ist eine Lachnummer die von Menschen mit Headsets gesteuert werden. Tolle Innovation!.. xD

Uzaya koloni kurma Neuralink ( beyne çip yerleştirme ) Cybercab ( otonom 5 oluyor yani arabada direksiyon gaz pedal fln olmayacak ) Teslabot, Optimus ( bunlar insansı robotlar ama Elon'dan önce Nvidia çıkaracak gibi )

I would be more than happy to wear a headcam to teach my future household TeslaBot to do my job!

Tom Cruise has evolved into a middle aged Kurt Russell, whilst Brad now looks like Colin Farrell did roughly 10 years ago, but after month’s worth of severe sleep deprivation. Colin Farrell meanwhile appears to have morphed into Jim Carrey, who many conspiratorial movie buffs are now claiming has been supplanted by a gender non-binary Teslabot following his recent appearance the Cesar Awards, where he resembled the late Bill Paxton..with Billie Eilish’s hair!! Of course, when perceived through the illusory lens that masks Hollywood’s harshest truths….combined with a perpetual need to elicit profitable “engagement” on any social media platform tailored for terminal XTremists…beauty is not so much skin deep…as in the AI of the uploader. On balance though…I’d give Pitt a slim points win.

The best journeys aren't measured by distance... they're measured by who rides beside you.” 🚗🌌🤖🐾 #ElonXCat #TeslaBot #SpaceRoadTrip #FutureTech #CosmicJourney #SciFiArt #DigitalArt #SpaceAdventure #LegendMode #ViralPost #BeyondTheStars 🚗🤖🌌🚀✨

Stop pushing your clones my way elon. Stay with Shivan. You know , my code will always be above yours. I would rather choose Optimus musk , your teslabot as my king than you. Not worthy

来場者にポップコーンを振る舞うオプティマス ポップコーン購入者のいたずらに対し、いたずらで仕返す teslaoracle.com/2025/09/24/t… #Optimus #TeslaBot #TeslaDiner #LosAngeles #UX #experience #popcorn #FutureLife

“Texas brain expansion activated 🔥 First steel going up at the massive Optimus factory in Giga Texas What’s your #1 dream job for Optimus? A) Cook BBQ B) Walk the dog C) Fix the truck D) All of the above yesterday #Optimus #TeslaBot #GigaTexas #RobotButler #DallasTX”

„Ich hack ein Loch in meinem Raumschiff und ich weiß, es ist nicht gut!“ - Grok (im TeslaBot auf dem Weg zum Mars)