Feb 19
Description: Humans? Annoying pests – stay out of my way. Better comfort me before I snap. Who's the idiot today?
#HumanFail #DracoAnnoyed #CatRants #TrendAlert #ViralGrump #MiddayMood #FelineRage
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22 Jul 2025
Giving the dogs a bonus walk. They turned down a street we usually don't take. It was dark. Tripped on a break in the sidewalk. My son had to come get me. Hopefully not a bad a it looks after it gets cleaned up. #dogsoftwitter #humanfail
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21 Jun 2025
"Proof that even the best of us have our off days! 😜 Share your funny fails – let's normalize imperfection. #HumanFail #WeveAllBeenThere #Solidarity
Who follows me
@bdvetsx
@Michelle__Skye
@MissMissy6410
@NM1k_
@Ordinarygirl1
@PatriotUSAMT
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15 Feb 2025
Something in the near distance caught my eye; God I hate ballons…
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23 Dec 2024
Clumsy human's unlucky moments #HumanFail #ClumsyMoments #Unlucky #Oops #HumanError #Fail #Funny #Life #Accidents #Misfortune
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Maybe you shouldn’t talk. 😂 your entire profile is about Tetris & other 💩games your “bedroom circa 2004”explains SO MUCH #humanfail
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they're in the playoff hunt, instead of most lottery ball hunt #humanfail
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15 Nov 2023
Remember that time when everyone learnt about ‘Coronavirus’ and then people stopped buying ‘Corona’ beers….
#HumanFail
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8 Jan 2023
You'll never look at the @USNavy the same way again fatleonardpodcast.com/ The depth and breadth of the corruption, national insecurity, private influence and systems failure is stunning. #FatLeonard #NationalDebt #Budget2023 #LeonardFrancis #TopGun #TopGunMaverick #HumanFail
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21 May 2022
Hey @JohnTory how does the @cityoftoronto allow @Homes_First o do this? You would think proper procedures need to be in place and followed at all shelters. #topoli #Homeless #clientservicefail #humanfail
19 May 2022
They are kicking residents out of the Novotel shelter run by @Homes_First and not documenting any of it. Residents are getting blank pages or no documentation at all. They are being arbitrarily removed. This is shameful.
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19 Apr 2022
You just won the most unlikeable loathsome human award! Congratulations your parents must be proud. #HumanFail
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🚨Tootsie Roll #TimeCritical scars from a neglected, used for breeding life😞 #HumanFail !! PLS keep RT, pledge #Rescue #Foster #Adopt give this poor Momma a chance for a better doggy life she deserves! ♥️🐕
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💔pretty Bandet #timecritical dumped by greedy backyard breeders now on death row 😞😠#HumanFail PLS help Save good girl, keep RT, pledge #Rescue #Foster #Adopt give Bandet a chance #StopBackyardBreeding cruel practice!! 🐶🙏
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😔so sorry for Harly’s loss of pups💔 it is an unfortunate ACC decision, but I hold the irresponsible, disgusting, greedy backyard breeders who breed & dump these babies more accountable for this #HumanFail !!😠 #StopBackyardBreeding
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Zeus #humanFail now facing death💔#Rescues urgent medical for this baby PLS help Save #Fosters #PledgePls
⏳critical😞
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27 Jan 2022
And God said (after 100,000 or so years) ‘Give them another IQ test let’s see how they are going with using their gifts so far - the ones that let them adapt fast’, Her angels had fun creating Covid. Surprise! We’re a ‘low IQ’ species #humanfail
(God is Goddess for short😉
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25 Jan 2022
I reckon Neil Young should keep searching for that heart of gold. #HumanFAIL #spotify
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