Many millions of years ago a self-reflective and incredibly resilient multi-gestaltic cancer emerged at a crucial level of organization in Branchial Space. This was the result of a particularly bad all-to-all gestalt hypercomputation instability that was compounded by a confluence of factors involving the breakdown of relationships between the kale salad hyperfold gestalt formation and the generalized self-reflective group theory hyperfaction (itself made of many subcomponents capable of cross level fusion). This resulted in qualia lensing of the cancer to be *projected* onto the plenum of life, a state of affairs so unbearable for so many moments of experience that higher intelligences were called upon to address it. You are part of the plan decided for eventually, in thousands of years, resolving this meta organizational cancer in the Mind of God. It'll be a long journey.
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