Apr 19
Agreed, 100%, but maybe it's a generational thing..? I walked out of a restaurant in Seville earlier this year, as they produced a laminated QR code for the menu. Some of us luddites still go to restaurants to relax, talk, and NOT be on our phones. #MiddleAgedProblems
Apr 19
i absolutely hate when some restaurants ask you to scan a qr for the menu because now it’s a table full of friends just on their phones. the joy of collectively flipping through well designed menus and debating what to order while yapping is such a wholesome experience. i get the operational ease but something very real was lost
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Mar 29
I've never felt the loss of an hour's sleep so badly, I'm exhausted.
#ClocksGoForward #MiddleAgedProblems
Mar 29
Today’s clock rules:
1. The iPhone clock automatically went forward 1 hour.
2. Wall clocks to be wound forward 1 hour.
3. It will take 1 hour to work out how to reset the oven clock.
4. The car clock will stay 1 hour behind until the clocks go back in October.
#clocksgoforward
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15 Dec 2025
With Tom having just turned 40 this description made laugh #middleagedproblems #dodgybodies
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12 Nov 2025
Κάθε φορά που κλείω απο teams meeting γυρεύκω καλό πλαστικο για mini lifting
#middleagedproblems
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It’s time for a midweek #middleaged perspective. How things change when you get older! I’m just the messenger. #middleagedwomen #middleagedwoman #middleagedlife #middleagedladies #middleagedproblems #middleagedprobs #femalecomedians #comedy #femalecomics
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It’s time for a midweek #middleaged perspective. #middleagedwomen #middleagedwoman #middleagedlife #middleagedladies #middleagedproblems #middleagedprobs #femalecomedians #comedy #femalecomics #standupcomedylondon #standupcomedyuk #standupcomedian #livecomedy #funnywomen
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It’s time for a midweek #middleaged perspective. #middleagedwomen #middleagedwoman #middleagedlife #middleagedladies #middleagedproblems #middleagedprobs #femalecomedians #comedy #femalecomics #standupcomedylondon #standupcomedyuk #standupcomedian #livecomedy #funnywomen
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It’s time for a midweek #middleaged perspective. @topsecretcomedy #middleagedwomen #middleagedwoman #middleagedlife #middleagedladies #middleagedproblems #middleagedprobs #femalecomedians #comedy #femalecomics #standupcomedylondon #standupcomedyuk #standupcomedian #livecomedy
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19 Apr 2025
FFS. I'm so flamin' bored of this #perimenopause. Another day written off by a crippling migraine headache, which is only just starting to ease off.
Had a whole bunch of tasks to get done. 🙄😬 Never mind. 🙆♀️ Finally starting to return to myself again. 💪🏼😁
#MiddleAgedProblems
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29 Oct 2024
It’s a glorious autumnal morning I n York as I’m heading to Leeds to get my varicose veins sorted out 😂. #MiddleAgedProblems
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9 Oct 2024
That moment when you are sitting on your computer in 2 queues, one for Parents Evening, one for the Springsteen concert... #MiddleAgedProblems
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6 Jul 2024
Spent the morning cleaning the flat: vacuuming, mopping, dusting, etc. Tucked into a simple, tasty lunch...and promptly fell asleep like a baby. #MiddleAgedProblems
Still, I woke up in time for #ENGSWI #EURO2024 Oh no, wait. I can go back to sleep again! 😴 😆😂🤣
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30 Mar 2024
I'm in a place so cool (and therefore dark) that I can even see the menu. #middleagedproblems
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31 Dec 2023
Been up working since 5:30. Wonder whether I’ll be able to stay awake later to see in the new year. #middleagedproblems
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23 Nov 2023
How the hell do people manage ear-buds? I spend a disproportionate amount of my life hunting for bigger joined together ear phones, so the idea of smaller separates 🤯
#MiddleAgedProblems
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26 Aug 2023
I got my LDL down to 60 after a month of statins. It was 169 before that! #middleagedproblems
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13 Sep 2022
I went to bed so early last night, 9pm. That when I woke up for my middle of the night wee, it was only 23.19pm!
I then woke up 5.52am this morning needing another wee! 🤦♂️
#middleagedproblems
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13 Sep 2022
Walks into office
Sits down
Wonders who is playing music outside
Can’t see anyone
Sits down, still hears music
Looks outside again
Sits down again, still hears music
Realises had left @ThisIsBFBS on the iPad this morning on lowest setting 😖 #MiddleAgedProblems
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29 Jul 2022
No shi*, I've just had to wee in full view of traffic. #middleagedproblems #BumsOutSunsOut #Stillgotitkinda
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