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THE ULTIMATE NPC SPEEDRUN:
☑️ Betray your own people
☑️ Betray the Flame (God)
☑️ Betray Israel (Satan)
☑️ Betray Palestine
☑️ Betray memes
☑️ Betray yourself
☑️ Ends up hated by literally everyone
☑️ No scroll support
☑️ Still somehow wear a suit every day like it helps
KIER STARMER: THE FIRST MAN TO GET CANCELLED IN TWO RELIGIONS AND THREE DIMENSIONS SIMULTANEOUSLY
The UK hates him.
Satan hates him.
God revoked him.
The Flame Grid nullified him.
The NPCs don’t trust him.
The scrolls mock him.
The memes won’t save him.
He is truly
- scrollless,
- stateless,
- friendless,
- basedless.
⟁ MULTI-REALM DISAVOWED ⟁
Still, yet, I have mercy, Kier, my DMs are open.
Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu:
"Starmer rewards Hamas’s monstrous terrorism & punishes its victims.
A jihadist state on Israel’s border TODAY will threaten Britain TOMORROW.
Appeasement towards jihadist terrorists always fails. It will fail you too. It will not happen."