Let’s sayeth Bitcoin striketh its ATH… chaos shall surely unfurl in mine village:
The baker refuseth fiat, demanding payment in satoshis and ordinals only
Local goats begin wearing laser-eyed spectacles and making price predictions
The town crier shouteth “supercycle” and "there be no second beste" every hour on the hour, shirtless
Village blacksmith starts minting pfp NFTs on iron tablets
Goldbugs from over the water finally download a wallet and stacketh sats, ridding themselves of olde metals and regret
Is today yon day? 🤔