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Joined December 2022
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13 May 2024
if i get treated like a church confessional, can i get the church tax exemptions too?
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Mental health tip Get on Twitter immediately after Opening Your Eyes in the morning and Don’t get out of bed until you have Scrolled Aimlessly for at least 2 Hours
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Jun 9
It was crazy getting into movies in high school and learning the dad from Diary of a Wimpy Kid had an actual career
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Jun 5
sports bra so tight it feels like I’m microdosing being nonbinary
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May 28
sometimes i talk to my mother and it feels like she's in a prison of her own making
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May 23
earls happy hour on the patio is middle class white canadian millennial cringe but it's not when I do it
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May 19
canadians be like did you get $49.11 from the bread settlement
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May 14
You should be able to leave work 2 and a half hours early if you don’t feel like being there any more
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May 10
(zero drinks in) do you think the shame and guilt will ever go away
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May 8
I’ll block a bitch on Moshi Monsters
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Apr 22
They’re saying the 100 calorie breakfast and then nothing until 1000 calorie dinner is good for you
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Apr 15
boss makes a dollar I make a dime - so i play tomodachi life on company time
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Apr 12
RT @Nocylove123: I swear the air gets heavier around 7 pm on Sundays. You can feel the Microsoft Teams energy approaching.
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Apr 7
Bean Soup Theory is perhaps the most relevant sociological analysis of the 2020s and I’m not joking
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buying a nintendo game in canada feels like getting tied up and hurled at with rocks and beat with pointy sticks
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Mar 27
I hate you blue light I hate you infinite scroll I hate you ai customer support I hate you onedrive I hate you no usb port I hate you two factor authentication I hate you accept all cookies I hate you autoplay I hate you subscription I hate you buy more storage I hate you
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