These 5 star reviews for cremation-only funeral plans. How does that work then? Nobody gets to ask the deceased. So the relatives are happy…. Legacies all round?

If you ‘protest to save lives in Gaza’ by hitting women with sledgehammers, I am very, very relaxed about you going to prison for hopefully many years.

Where has this Mazzy been all season?

You must be deaf, dumb & blind 😂😂😂

If Portugal make the mistake of making the team play to Ronaldo they will fail. Truth is, the fealty to Ronaldo should have been ditched after the last World Cup, if not before.

Ok. I’m thinking we should be paying whatever it takes to get Ayyoub Bouaddi. I might be wrong, but this kid looks awesome.

People on here skating Musk for being the first Trillionaire using their blue tick accounts to do it. Think about it, you fecking morons.

Kane chundering about standards since the Kraut took over. What a crock. If they make it through the opening group I’ll be surprised.

You have to love Scotland fans. Absolutely irrational, totally bonkers, and absolutely hilarious. Best wishes to Scott. I’d love to see him lift the trophy, just to stiff his critics. Good luck Scotland. Enjoy the ride.

¡ESTALLA LA PRIMERA POLÉMICA DEL MUNDIAL! 🚨🤯 Lo que muchos advertían desde hace meses parece haberse confirmado: las pausas de hidratación de la FIFA estarían respondiendo más a intereses comerciales que al bienestar de los futbolistas. La controversia explotó durante el México 🇲🇽 vs Sudáfrica 🇿🇦, cuando el árbitro Wilton Sampaio retrasó la reanudación del partido tras una pausa de hidratación porque Fox Sports seguía emitiendo comerciales. Lo más insólito llegó después: pese a la espera, la cadena continuó en publicidad y el encuentro se reanudó mientras miles de televidentes seguían viendo anuncios, perdiéndose los primeros segundos de juego en vivo. ¿Pausas para cuidar a los jugadores o para vender más publicidad? 👀

Still don't understand why China doesn't get to host the world cup People love football, they have infrastructure, it's cheap, VISA free, good time zone Would easily be the most popular edition (in terms of visitors) Is FIFA boycotting? Why?

Elon Musk is about to become a trillionaire If he agreed to pay just 80% of that as a wealth tax to the EU, the EU government could use its efficient operating experience to fund bicycles with solar panels attached to them for over 40 residents of the Netherlands Elon is being selfish by not paying the wealth tax

May I politely ask the world NOT to WATCH any World Cup game involving the USA. Let’s show them exactly what we think of them. Boycott Trump’s asylum and hope they lose every game. Thank you.

Who was it said something like: “Revolution isn’t like an apple that falls from a tree. Sometimes you have to go out and knock it down to get what you need”? Politicians and our outdated system are the problem. I hope what is happening in our streets is the beginning of harvest.

Trump is making less and less sense every time he speaks. He’s losing his marbles. Admit it America.

This is why you need a competition between teams on pure footballing merit. Two red cards and zero footballing creativity in 85 minutes.

Ridiculous this. Mexico have squandered SO MANY chances, are 2.0 up and South Africa are toothless and a man down for ineptitude. This World Cup is going to be a joke until we get to the serious teams in a week or three.

You know, I am sure this referee is perfectly decent as a referee and probably entirely blameless in his personal life, but the hyperbole following his refused entry makes me wonder if he’s related to Mahatma Ghandi.

Mexico score against South Africa. What a staggering shock. But that’s what happens when you present elite football in which all qualifying teams are there based solely on comparable quality and ability. It’s a bit like Wood Green playing in the Champions League.

Fucking fans eating burger and fries with a beer next to the corner flag. Don't ask why the atmosphere is shit. Americanisation of sport can do one. If I had a chance as a player I'd love to shell the ball at them and scatter the extortionate meals.