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Joined February 2012
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Watching soccer is like babysitting. Nothing happens until you look away
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Jun 12
βdemocracy or some other nonsenseβ
Jun 12
The best part about the NBA finals so far has been not having to sit through one sanctimonious lecture from Gregg Popovich about democracy or some other nonsense
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Jun 11
Clutch Win Probability Added leaderboard for the 1st four games of the 2026 NBA Finals.
This counts all potential clutch plays - field goals, free throws, rebounds, turnovers, steals, blocks, and assists.
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Jun 10
Has a Conn Smythe bet ever suffered a faster death than our Freddie tickets did? @EnglishMathPhD
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Jun 10
Freddie still has a better chance of winning it than Carter Hart does!
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Jun 9
The billionaire class wants you fighting immigrants, teachers, trans kids, students, and your neighbors so you never look upward.
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Jun 9
In the end, after decades of corporate/0.1%-funded Divide & Conquer that persuaded Both Sides to sell off our entire futures, we are all going to die together as the criminals ride off into the sunset. Have a nice day.
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Jun 7
Make no mistake: The US government will socialize the immense costs of subprime AI. They will force us all to eat the losses, while the perpetrators of the biggest fraud in history abscond to private islands. Be ready, because a deliberate rug-pull is the plan.
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Ryan π» retweeted
Jun 7
βBro, Hunter Biden is so based!β
Youβre not surprised at the infatuation with rich self-hating manchildren considering the time spent in crypto.
Let yourself be easily fooled with a few clever lines from a PR firm hired by a Yale grad whose dad was a senator during Watergate
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Jun 4
Have Jack Adams tickets been graded? Or not until the official Awards show on June 25th? @JeffreyBenson12
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Jun 4
Spurs keep showing these nuns like weβre not gonna be staring at four titties all game
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Jun 3
Vegas poker tip: no handshakes. Fist bumps only. And once you offer the pound, hold firm. Do not get converted.
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Jun 3
Would love to see a @pablofindsout on the Stanley Cup trophy.
- Is it true there are actually 3 trophies?
- How much exactly is it worth $?
- The closest itβs ever been to being lost(or stolen)?
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May 27
the thunder play basketball like if the children of rich people was a basketball style
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May 24
Thank God Ashley St. Clair is revealing Elon Musk cheated the election so that now nobody will do anything about it.
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May 18
This is easily the saddest time in American history. The absolute worst people are systematically destroying the country, and our system is completely failing to stop them.
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