Performative old creep. Sarcasm is my love language. Freelance writer, translator and editor. 60 percent of the time it works every time.

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I last attended a Sweaters gig in 2008, last time they played live was in 2016 and twice as long since they performed with their original drummer. All that changed on Sunday night and a good time was had by all. youtube.com/playlist?list=PL…
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"Sorry, you can't play in the World Cup because Mark was crap at geography at school."
Shouldn't one of the requirements for a country to qualify to play in the World Cup that it be a country that people have heard of?
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told my teenage coworker i’m going to a concert next week and he went “you’re probably gonna go see some old shit like simon and garfunkel” and he was right i’m seeing paul simon

ALT Fred Armisen Reaction GIF by IFC

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these mfs can’t do anything that isn’t a war crime
Your bagels are Jewish And they are delicious But don't forget about hummus by the seaside Israel in five
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Could never consider him as anything more than a joke thanks to this 2014 speech (watch until the very end for a masterclass in articulation).
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Knicks winning after five decades and Arsenal winning after 22 years in Mamdani’s first year as mayor. It’s time to crown him emperor for life.
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Not one member of Metallica ever appeared on sesame street. Master of puppets my ass.
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postingan pake lagu feast itu jangan digubris. mancing itu, biarin aja. caper
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Quick random Gwyneth Paltrow story. She has sent the same bouquet of condolence flowers every year to a friend of mine because of her father’s death. Her father isn’t dead. She’s been told this at least 6 times, but every April the flowers come, on her birthday. She has confused her birthday with her father’s supposed death & has done this for 20 years. And she’s met her father. Twice.
Gotta appreciate how Gwyneth Paltrow does something everybody hates and then lays low for a few years until everyone forgets only to come back and do something everyone hates even more
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NAHHH 😭
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Thirty years apart, Salma Hayek still looks good posing with a snake
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As a Knicks fan since May, it is really hard to see all these fakers come into my fandom. Like where were you when we beat the sixers? Where were you when we beat the cavs? In fact, where was I? Where am I?
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He needs Teddy's fingers to count that high
apa gak ada yang berani ngasih tahu ya kalau matematika prabsky ini jelek? hari ini banget dia bilang 10 6=17 😭
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“Runaway brides” should be called “near Mrs.” Thank you, this is why I have a PhD
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My mayor’s Muslim My bagel’s Jewish My president is unfortunately still alive Knicks in 5
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My mayor Muslim My bagel Jewish My cream cheese chive Knicks in five
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How to sneak a chocolate bar into a FIFA World Cup match in the USA
🚨🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 NEW: Nine people have been injured at a shooting near England’s World Cup camp in Missouri [@TheAthleticFC]
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Where and what @sheilaon7 played on the Jalan Terus Tour in 2005.
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From the 10 Years of Reality Club concert: Who Knows Where Life Will Take You? played in full plus lots of older classics with collaborators galore, and a not-so-sorrowful reunion backstage with some integral figures from the band’s journey.
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