Doggos loving bath time 🥰

The barking pup was warning the robber but he didn't listen and got instant karma

These Dogs are Paid Actors They Deserve Oscar Award 😄 for their acting

Just wait for the ending pls 🤭🤣🤣

A bear broke into a house to steal food, but ended up getting completely humbled by a 3-pound Pomeranian. He was seriously out of touch with reality

A New Yorker, a Californian, and a Floridian are sitting in a Florida bar bragging about their home states. The Californian says, "In California, we have the most beautiful, progressive cities, but we have so many tech billionaires that we have too many lamborghinis on the road. I can't even drive mine." He takes a sip of his wine and smashes the glass on the floor. "We have so much money in California, we never drink from the same glass twice!" The New Yorker, not to be outdone, says, "In New York, we have Wall Street and the best pizza, but we have so much money that I have three apartments I don't even use." He drinks his scotch and smashes his glass on the floor. "In New York, we are so rich we never drink from the same glass twice either!" The Floridian casually finishes his ice-cold beer, stands up, pulls out a pistol, and shoots the New Yorker and the Californian. He turns to the bartender and says, "Down here in Florida, we have so many tourists from New York and California, we never have to deal with the same ones twice. 😂

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Imagine trying to finish your work while a macaw decides you're its new best friend 😂

A 4-year-old boy says to his dad, “Dad, I’ve decided to get married.” “Wonderful!” says his father. “Do you have a girl in mind?” “Yes. Grandma.” “Grandma?” “Yep. She says she loves me, I love her, and she’s the best cook and storyteller in the whole world.” The father smiles and says, “That’s very sweet, but there’s one small problem.” “What problem?” “She happens to be my mother. How can you marry my mother?” The boy shrugs and says, “Why not? You married mine!”

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I saw that coming, did you? Dad over estimated the power of 12 volts 😂

This is a hard truth

Cute theory, let's play it out. A monkey hoards a trillion bananas. The troop, enraged, beats him to death. They gather around the pile to feast at last. But... oh wait, there is no pile. It turns out the "bananas" were shares in a banana-launching company the dead monkey founded. The shares were worth a trillion because he was alive to run it. Now he is dead and the stock is worth $0. The retarded monkeys have clubbed their way into a recession. But it gets worse. Half the "bananas" were tied up in a rocket that supplies bananas to monkeys on the far mountain who had no bananas at all. Another chunk was tied up in a little satellite dish that beamed banana coordinates to the troop after a flood took out their trees. So now they realized they beat to death the only monkey who knew how the dish worked. So the monkeys sit there. No bananas. No rockets. No coordinates to get more banananas. Just a dead body and a powerful sense of fairness as they all now became infinitely poorer. OH And somewhere a smaller monkey watches the whole thing and quietly decides he will never build anything in front of these animals again.

Bill Maher: “Elon is now a trillionaire… Now I give Elon his props. He has created amazing things. Yes, SpaceX is amazing, so is Tesla, Neuralink, and Starlink. Elon owns a company that can rewire your brain. It’s called Twitter.” “Elon says he will use his wealth to get to Mars because he believes one thing above all: if you have to leave Earth to avoid California taxes, you do what you have to do.”

This week, President Trump said "I love inflation." Combine that with last month's statement of "I don't think about Americans' financial situation," and it's not a pretty picture for the American people. Whether it be the president's "love" of inflation, new unnecessary wars, or crony corporatism, the president seems to have repudiated all of the major issues that got him elected. The American people are now drowning in The Swamp. Watch @RonPaul & @ChrisRossini below:

BREAKING: CNN Just Highlighted A Pretty Devastating Number. 84% of Americans say the Epstein files reinforce their belief that powerful people are rarely held accountable. Think about that. Not 84% of Democrats. Not 84% of Republicans. 84% of Americans. The breakdown was even more striking: - 82% of Republicans - 80% of Independents - 90% of Democrats Prediction markets have reportedly lowered the odds that Todd Blanche becomes Trump's next Attorney General. The Epstein controversy isn't creating distrust. It's validating distrust that was already there. And now it's starting to affect people connected to the administration.

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This is what happens when you sleep on the job and dad is around 😜👀😂🤣

A prank! He entered the elevator acting like he was talking to his girlfriend on the phone and told her; "I'm hanging up now, your husband is in the elevator with me!", then stepped out! 😂😂

I laughed WAY too hard at this.. 😂😂🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭 FELT!!! We ain't young no mo!!