Yes it's a tribute to Burroughs. Yes, it's Calpol. 50% weirdo 50% ponce. Both massive (according to Caroline Criado Perez).

Joined January 2009
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A man who can't be bothered to do his job, talking to a load of retired and unemployed about how we work nowadays. Ok.
BREAKING: Nigel Farage calls for an end to working from home and the focus on work-life balance "People aren't more productive working from home - it's a load of nonsense” Whatever you do JUST DON’T VOTE REFORM
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Laughable.
Keir Starmer has been the worst Prime Minister of my lifetime. The most hated, the most untrustworthy, and the most divisive. His resignation would be the first battle won in ridding this country of Labour.
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RT @mehdirhasan: It is indeed a racket
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27 Dec 2025
I really wish that so many American children weren't murdered by gun owners every single year. Apparently government priorities are elsewhere.
I really wish they’d ban the roving gangs of migrant rapists and groomers. Apparently their priorities are elsewhere.
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21 Dec 2025
His outfit is SO MUCH worse than I feared (yes, I understand that this is far from the worst thing about him but seriously...it takes talent to dress this bad, no?)
19 Dec 2025
He went straight to Twitter to check if the L he took is going viral.
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21 Dec 2025
Not gonna happen, soft lad. Nice try tho.
What do you call this ? 👇 Labour party chair now refusing to rule out delaying the next general election.
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4 Dec 2025
What maniac is broadcasting this? Is there a broadcaster like GBN but less professional?
4 Dec 2025
They tried to silence her. They failed. The Liz Truss Show — December 5th. It’s time to fight for the West.
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30 Nov 2025
A) you won't take office B) even if everyone in London lost their minds and did vote for you, the Mayor isn't responsible for Parliament C) maybe work out what the possibilities are for the job you aren't going to get rather than look like a tit.
Replying to @lucyjaynewhite1
💯 💯 💯 Something I will change when I take office! 🫡
Community note
The Mayor of London has no control over who is in the house of commons. london.gov.uk/who-we-are/wha…
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20 Oct 2025
We must have missed all your pieces on inflation, cost of living, static wages and the proliferation of billionaires.
Morning, happy Monday! I was just in Poundland. A woman was walking around the shop stuffing a ‘bag for life’ to the absolute brim & just walked out. Not even 9am on a Monday morning & @Poundland have lost easy £100 stock already. Staff said/did nothing. #BrokenBritain #Shoplifting
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10 Oct 2025
Stamp duty proceeds 2003 you nincompoop.
Stamp duty’s plagued Britain since Labour introduced it in 2003. It can’t be reformed, it can’t be tweaked: it has to go. Conservatives will abolish stamp duty and stop penalising those who want to own a home, build a family or to downsize.
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12 Sep 2025
F**kIng revoltING
Reform UK knew what they were doing. Here’s @Nigel_Farage. “Revolt.”
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14 Aug 2025
Herein the problem with media and politicians focusing on one issue. This will just get worse.
From the Sun: ‘BLUNDERING villagers mistook a group of Scottish scouts at a summer camp for an influx of illegal immigrants as cops are investigating "offensive language" against the innocent teens. Angry locals confused the Scouts' Scottish accents for asylum seekers…’ I think there are more accurate descriptors than ‘blundering’. And what exactly were they ‘angry’ about?
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11 Aug 2025
Awks when you use old video to whip up racist panic because you have nothing else to offer. Funny how Grok both proves this is an old video yet this shit old site also promotes this dreadful chancer to me.
BREAKING NEWS Illegal migrants can be heard shouting “Allahu Akbar” as they invade our country. These men will now be free to roam our streets thanks to Keir Starmer. This is a national security emergency.
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28 Jul 2025
Again, who cares what that guy thinks about the London Mayor. It's irrelevant.
28 Jul 2025
Trump: 'I'm not a fan of the Mayor of London. I think he's done a terrible job. A nasty person' Starmer: 'He's a friend of mine' Trump: 'I think he's done a terrible job'. Trump rightly destroys Sadiq Khan and he doesn't care if he's Keir Starmer's friend. You love to see it.
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28 Jul 2025
If you don't live in London, you don't really need to worry about it since you can't vote for SSK anyway. I don't really know what the soldier guy means - London got hollowed out and sold off to foreign investors way before Khan was in City Hall.
🚨 SAS soldier Ant Middleton will run for London Mayor against Sadiq Khan: "I will not rest until London is ours again" Would you support Ant Middleton as Mayor for London?
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26 Jul 2025
By the time this guy is leader of the Tory Party, they'll be a political inconsequence.
I don’t want my young daughters to share a neighbourhood with men who broke into this country illegally and about whom we know next to nothing. And I don’t want anyone else’s family to have this forced on them either. When I see mothers and fathers peacefully protesting in Epping, I see decent, fair-minded people being pushed to breaking point. When I’ve been in quiet towns this past week, from Altrincham to Fareham, I’ve heard the same worry. The same anger at asylum hotels being forced upon them, with all the costs they entail. The same despair as the number crossing the Channel rise and rise. They know this problem did not start under Starmer. The last Government made serious mistakes - mistakes that ultimately led me to resign. They desperately want this Government to sort this problem for the good of the country, but they can see Starmer is only making things worse. This is a national security emergency. It is blighting our country. It is beyond politics. The mistake the last Government made was to fail to close all the loopholes that frustrate removal of illegal migrants and implement a credible deterrent - if he wants to succeed Starmer has to learn quickly. But Starmer doesn’t seem to get it. When will he realise the small boats are fuelling crime across the country? Has he not read the stories of rape and sexual assaults, shoplifting, drug dealing and illegal working? Is he oblivious to the grown men who pretend to be children? Has he not seen the footage of migrants waiting to cross to the UK in northern France brandishing knives and guns? Has he not read the security briefings detailing how terrorists and hostile states are weaponising our porous borders to smuggle highly dangerous individuals onto our streets? Has he not put himself in the public’s shoes and asked himself: would I want an asylum hotel down my street? It’s high time Starmer took his head out the sand and listened to what communities are saying and experiencing. It’s time he went and spoke to the law-abiding citizens who are being made to suffer the consequences of the failure to control our borders. Communities like Epping. If he did he would realise the situation in the Channel must be treated as a national security emergency. He would realise that we must swiftly remove any individual that breaks into Britain - as I fought for and resigned over. He would realise that the public couldn’t care less about outdated international treaties and conventions when the safety of their communities - of their own children and loved ones - is at stake. He would realise the public demand transparency not cover ups and agree to publish crime data by visa, asylum status, and method of entry to the UK. So the veil to secrecy over migrant crime is lifted and we can make decisions based on the facts. The public have been made to endure the costs of illegal migration for FAR too long. Their legitimate concerns have been ignored by a gutless elite. Their patience snapped long ago. They deserve so much better - and they shouldn’t settle for anything less.
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21 Jul 2025
Aren't you a white person tho? Wouldn't it be better to ask (real) native Americans what they think?
21 Jul 2025
Replying to @AdamSchefter
In fact, it is not considered offensive. Some left-wingers claim it is, but that claim is not based in reality.
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5 Jul 2025
...if you're very wealthy.
SIGNED. SEALED. DELIVERED. 🧾🇺🇸 President Trump’s One Big Beautiful Bill is now LAW — and the Golden Age has never felt better.
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3 Jul 2025
The "bad Bootle Mef" who said he was the one who won the Brexit vote? It's all the same people that failed the UK already.
Paul Nuttalls of the UKIPs appointed Reform UK deputy chairman. He's the man that lied about: • Being a footballer • Having a PhD • Losing close friends at Hillsborough telegraph.co.uk/politics/202…
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