Joined April 2008
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The creative process:
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Everyone's talking about Lil Nas X twerking on Satan in the Montero (Call Me by Your Name) music video, and I'm just sitting over here going "Oh, neat! A Plato quote!"
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Why cut it off on the middle of the phrase tho? It continues "τὸ αὑτοῦ συνῄει" "Now after the form had been cut apart, each one ,longing for it's other half, would return to it"
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Anyway, the stripper pole to hell was also pretty great!
The only website that matters: The (Not Very) Authoritative Doctor Soda Page mit.edu/~dfm/doctorsoda/inde…
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it's like at the end of jurassic park when the t-rex swoops in and eats the raptor
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George W. Bush going from war criminal to bad painter is what we call a reverse Hitler
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Y’all thought I was joking
Do 👏Not👏 Ban👏 TikTok👏 Before👏 I👏 Get👏 A👏 Chance👏 To👏 Do👏 A👏 Skit👏 In👏 Latin 👏
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replace the entire British curriculum with this TikTok
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Reading the replies to celebrity news is a trip these days. I mean, people have always been crazy, but the conspiracy theories now are full-on lizard-people level batshit insane.
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These idiots live in their own alternate reality where they have convinced themselves that being a massive bigoted asshole, racist, and all-around garbage human being is a sign of being a good person actually.
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Because *insert incoherent psychotic break-style conspiracy theory blathering*... Truly, this shit is frightening and the only reason it has caught on is so garbage humans can feel better about being human garbage. Mel Gibson is a piece of shit, btw. That's old news.
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I set Trump’s insane Tulsa rally ramp speech to music. He is not a good lyricist.
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Starting a new trend: 3 days in bed due to stomach flu I think I'm pulling it off okay...
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"Dear Daddy, no matter what happens, I'll always be your little sister" --Antigone to Oedipus (by @ScullinSarah) medium.com/slackjaw/mytholog…
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