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Así se siente junio: mundial ⚽️ Pride 🏳️🌈
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PLEASE call it the treaty of Versailles PLEASE I’m begging
Jun 17
🚨 AWESOME! President Trump signed the Iran peace deal IN VERSAILLES, France
TRUMP, before boarding the motorcade: "It's SIGNED — it's signed in Versailles! I just signed it!"
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i will NEVER support a single candidate *ever* that has showed the tiniest iota of sympathy towards russia.
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signing a treaty at VERSAILLES then posting MISSION ACCOMPLISHED there’s no way he isn’t doing this on purpose
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Jun 17
saw a guy at the gym today who I shit you not was holding the spray bottle like this everytime he cleaned down equipment
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You know where else has awesome and well designed natural geography? Camden, NJ.
Jun 16
Detroit has such awesome and well designed natural geography that also connects to the ocean and the other lakes. Why isn’t it like a second Chicago?
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Jun 16
alright next one:
convergence of two major rivers that dump into the Mississippi and centrally located for rail and also where 3 state borders meet. Why didn’t Cairo ever take off but St. Louis did?
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Jun 16
Detroit has such awesome and well designed natural geography that also connects to the ocean and the other lakes. Why isn’t it like a second Chicago?
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Jun 15
we’re making sentences that have never been made before
Jun 15
Love Island is like if Mr. Beast made porn
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Jun 13
"When a clown moves into a palace, he doesn't become a king. The palace becomes a circus."
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Jun 12
i hope elon doesn't let the money change him
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Jun 11
Mexican food really fire i be at El whatever
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Jun 11
"Being a shitty person doesn't make someone a legitimate military target under international law"
Ok, fellas, we see all your tags and we get it.
But.
Being a shitty person doesn't make someone a legitimate military target under international law. Climbing on a tank for internet clout isn't enough to become a combatant.
Do something that actually qualifies — then we can talk. Until then, we'll keep our drones for real military targets 😉
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Jun 11
English is funny— we “park” in the “driveway” but “jack off” in the “company bathrooms”
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Jun 10
went to say "get his ass" and "eat him up" and i bet you can guess what i accidentally said instead
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Jun 9
I hope the gay English language never stops evolving
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Jun 6
When I see a little charcuterie board at the party
Watched Damn Yankees the other day and I think this is the craziest move I’ve ever seen anyone hit
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Jun 6
The EU is so cool this totally unguarded regular sidewalk is an international border between two countries.
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Jun 6
two beautiful supermen stand before me but I only have one Superman costume in my hand
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