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Ilana Smith retweeted
20 Jan 2025
Our security product lead @iLanas recently sat down with Silicon Republic for their Career Close-up series with @IDAIRELAND to share her career journey as an engineer @Microsoft & how she’s helping to shape our Secure Future Initiative.
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Ilana Smith retweeted
6 Nov 2024
He was the worst President in history. And when he got voted out, he tried to stage a coup. Then he stole national secrets and sold the ones he didn't store in the bathroom.
He was convicted of fraud, found liable of sexual assault and convicted of 34 felonies. He is half a billion dollars in debt, owned by God only knows who, and the biggest national security risk the nation has ever had.
But at least he's not a Black woman.
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1 Nov 2024
A wonderful vote of confidence in what we’ve created in our Microsoft Ireland community.
1 Nov 2024
Thrilled to be joined by Taoiseach @SimonHarrisTD & Michael Lohan from @IDAIreland as we announced a critical investment in our Irish operations & the creation of 550 AI roles in engineering & R&D.
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15 Sep 2024
Unexpectedly utilised a new swear-word-replacement when driving with the kids yesterday.
“Oh, nice indication, you…former president.”
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4 Sep 2024
I went into a @VodafoneIreland store today to get help with a malfunctioning SIM. When I wouldn’t let him take my UNLOCKED phone out of my sight, the store employee chucked a tantrum and refused to help me. Vodafone: is it your policy to foster unsafe digital security practices?
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4 Sep 2024
(Luckily the store manager was amazing and she solved my problem in my full sight. Retraining opportunity?)
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11 Jun 2024
First listen of Tortured Poets Department: “All these songs sound the same.”
Fifth listen of Tortured Poets Department: “All these songs sound the same.”
Twentieth listen of Tortured Poets Department: “I WAS TAME I WAS GENTLE TIL THE CIRCUS LIFE MADE ME MEAN…”
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28 Apr 2024
I don’t usually eat breakfast but I’ve had Vegemite on toast the last three mornings and it’s really so delicious that I’m freshly sad for anyone who isn’t Australian.
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7 Feb 2024
Hey @TMobile, I got both of these messages at the same time last week from two different messages. Help a traveler out.
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24 Jan 2024
Gussied up for an event at work
Me, thinking I’m rocking the Elizabeth Warren Formal
My kid: “Why do you look like cabin crew?”
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10 Jan 2024
My 10yo (accurately) accused my 7yo of weaponised incompetence, so I’m all done here as a parent.
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20 Dec 2023
If you’re looking for people to block, any commenters supporting this is a good place to start.
Kids disclose to adults when they feel it is safe to do so.
19 Dec 2023
Parents should be involved in decisions about children's gender identity in schools in England, new guidance says bbc.in/41sziEG
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14 Dec 2023
In generally don’t love pulpy books written by dudes, but I do really enjoy the Reacher books.
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10 Dec 2023
Tell me your point-of-sale system was set up by a man without telling me your point-of-sale system was set up by a man
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6 Dec 2023
I wasn't super-keen on the kids going to a religious school, but now I've learned that they call their clergy-dude "Rev Kev", so we're good now.
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