@flops (@imyerf) | Aguea

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Who the fuck even is this JSON and why does he always have the data?!

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Every goose I see I begin planning out the encounter You can never trust those fuckers

Fight With Memes

@FightWithMemes

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84% of men's idle thoughts are spent preparing for exactly this scenario.

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I have sent my buddy into a buzz saw and I’m about to find out how he fares lol

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New life hack found Just say dumb shit about topic I don’t know about and let people explain it to me instead of just looking it up

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I feel so bad for all you outlook users @htmx_org I’m sorry

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Couldn’t find one of my daughters Crocs this morning “I bet a monster took it. I’m gonna find that monster and punch it in the face so hard.” “Ugg, I wanna punch something!”

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Sasquatch Unfiltered

@sasquatchvlogtv

Jun 15

You might want to write this down 😅

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Jun 15

Protect the Japanese at all costs

Robert Griffin III

@RGIII

Jun 15

After Japan battled the Netherlands to a 2-2 draw, the Japanese fans stayed behind and cleaned up every single piece of trash from their section at Dallas Stadium after the game. You LOVE to see it 🇯🇵

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Jun 15

Soccer solved, time to move on

narsa.🪺

@rathor7_

Jun 14

Why aren't Football teams trying this technique to score easier goals.. Are they stupid?

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Jun 15

I did this shit all by hand with just a bucket, a shovel, and a breaker bar …

Arya Stark

@arya_stark47

Jun 14

IT IS DONE😎

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Jun 14

Crawls in on his tummy “Call me Cobra Randall” Alright cobra Randall

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Jun 14

Apologies in advance to my religious friendos I honestly love that you guys have faith and that it makes you happy But I have to go to a baptism thing this afternoon and I’m gonna say something that pisses someone off I just shouldn’t go to such things

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Jun 14

Guys I need help convincing Mrs Yerf that I need a table saw Please help

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Jun 14

Fuck inheritance AND composition Just copy and paste the code Write code for users, not for other devs

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Jun 14

Good day

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Jun 13

Crotch rocket with a dude = gay Crotch rocket with a girl driving = super hot I don’t make the rules

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Jun 13

So I made the absolute sluttiest pb&j this week, @kenwheeler would’ve been proud Tonight we are doing summer rolls

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Jun 13

The Japanese must be protected at all costs

Amanda Atwell @AmandaMAtwell

Jun 13

Japanese have learned about spoiling your dinner with chips and salsa. Getting the true Texan experience

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Jun 13

Watching my neighbors pay to install home security… in Montana

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Jun 13

As a responsible driver of a fuck boy vehicle (VW GTI)… Interstate on ramps and roundabouts onto 45 mph roads are ME time

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