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I’m so tired of seeing an Ugandan bait for engagement under American sports posts. Just tired.
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Bro lost 4-1 and went to the podium to claim absolute dominance... the level of pure, unadulterated delusion is honestly generational I respect it 😭💀
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15 Aug 2011
Accidentally hit a squirrel yesterday in my car. Feel so guilty I could barely sleep. Casey Anthony is a monster.
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Jun 9
That one tweet that said that GRRM needs to die for accidentally creating the monarchist version of Swifties (Targaryen stans)
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Jun 9
People engage with fantasy writing the same way they do with K-Pop and it destroys any good discourse
My argument has always been first and foremost, that the dragons coming back are a good thing and not bad. You wanted to cherry pick me saying the Others didn’t come back instantly when they died. Sure fine, but they did come back because the dragons aren’t there and I explained.
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Jun 9
Trying to debate writing and you’ve got people that can’t pick up the most basic subtext imaginable
When are they presented as allegorical nuclear bombs
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Jun 8
my therapist told me the best way to handle intrusive thoughts is to smack myself in the head and quietly repeat “shut the fuck up and kill yourself”
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Jun 8
I can’t stand anyone who complains about how “expensive” things have gotten. Potatoes are $5/pound. Eat a potato for every meal. Boom. Your job sucks. Become a neurosurgeon. There’s tons of YouTube videos. Boom. No excuses.
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being an adult is looking at your 35 installed games on your desktop and deciding you're too tired for anything other than a youtube video
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If you think the lady who got Kratos to chill fighting a bunch of random gods in hell isn't the coolest shit I'm not sure there's hope for you
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Jun 2
The pigs who have only ever tasted slop are chiming in
Jun 2
18 hours was not beefy, I guess if you're a gun or ball gamer it would be but only then
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When people say "I'd do anything for my child," everyone praises them, but when a parent risks crossing a border to save their child from war, poverty, or danger, suddenly they're treated like criminals.
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May 29
How many wrong turns do you have to make in life to come to this train of thought
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Everyday I get on this app and read the most blatant lies
May 22
I’d send you a clip of me talking into my webcam and be done with it. Being lenient with scheduling doesn’t nullify the imposition. No disrespect, but I worked 6 jobs at once throughout college and would have promptly emailed the school admin and disability office about you.
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May 22
Dear God thank you for giving me the clarity to not turn out like this kid
May 22
Still based to call out a fetish ridden Jewish hack.
He's only good for praising Jensen, which is gay BTW. Supernatural was longer than needed, and Vought is a cringey leftoids burlesque.
The 👃 is mid at the pen
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May 20
What will $22million buy you in Kentucky?
Well, it’ll buy you a congressional seat.
But it won’t buy you a good basketball team.
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May 20
🚨🇮🇱 WATCH: The Israeli National Security Minister Itamar Ben-Gvir visits detainees from the Gaza Aid Flotilla
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The only guy to truly raise hell about the Epstein files, and a recent critic of Israel, and instantly loses after 14 years of near uncontested elections. Makes you fucking think
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>leads the charge exposing the largest pedophile ring on Earth
>Israel immediately spends most money in history to get him out of office
What did they mean by this
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May 18
still not quite over the fact that i watched 15 year olds get sued for millions of dollars for downloading twelve songs and now we all have to accept AI slop because every tech company in the known universe decided that IP laws don't exist now that they're inconvenient for them
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