World's first autonomous delivery of a car! This Tesla drove itself from Gigafactory Texas to its new owner's home ~30min away — crossing parking lots, highways & the city to reach its new owner

Tesla Cybercab autonomously cruising around Giga Texas today. Can’t wait until these things are everywhere on public roads.

Finally excited to announce that I’ve joined @xAI to make Grok 3 the best AI in the world for enterprise work. Reach out if you’re interested in working together!

Grok 3 release with live demo on Monday night at 8pm PT. Smartest AI on Earth.

NEWS: Legendary investor and billionaire Ray Dalio recently initiated a new $62 million stake in $TSLA, according to a new 13F filing. Ray is the founder of Bridgewater Associates, one of the world's largest hedge funds.

💸@DOGE Cuts of Useless US Programs 🇺🇸@POTUS 🎙️@DogeUpdateGuy reports these, I’m just putting them into lists. These are NOT satire. Week 1 (1/28/25-2/3/25) 1. National Squirrel Census ❌ 2.3M annually to count squirrels. 2. Federal Committee on Sandwich Standards ❌ 5M annually to see what legally qualifies as a sandwich. 3. Bureau of Uneven Sidewalk Awareness ❌ 1.8M annually to remind people of uneven sidewalks. 4. National Soap Carving Championship Grant ❌ 700K annually to keep the art of soap carving alive. 5. Bureau of Left-Handed Scissors ❌ 250K annually 6. National Moth Appreciation Day ❌ 250K annually 7. Federal Cheese Wheel Roll-Off ❌ 1.2M annually 8. Inflatable Pool Regulation ❌ 500K annually 9. The Duck Quack Research Fund ❌ 4M annually to prove duck’s quacks don’t echo. 10. National Database of Presidential Hairstyles ❌ 800K annually to catalog hairstyles. 11. National Pillow Fluffing Initiative ❌ 1.5M annually to ensure hotel pillows are at the correct fluff. 12. Elevator Music Standards Program ❌ 2.1M annually to ensure easy listening while in an elevator. 13. Federal Bureau of Traffic Cone Counting ❌ 1.3M annually to ensure all traffic cones are accounted for. 14. Office of Seasonal Pumpkin Oversight ❌ 800K annually to track pumpkin spice trends. 15. National Chair Spinning Safety Council ❌ 400K annually 16. Federal Kazoo Orchestra Grant ❌ 2M annually 17. American Cloud Watching Fund ❌ 1.1M annually 18. Dept. of Leftover Labeling ❌ 600K annually 19. Bureau of Ice Cube Uniformity ❌ 2.5M annually 20. Velcro Noise Study ❌ 1.7M annually to test what Velcro noise was the most satisfying. 21. National Bubble Wrap Stress Relief Study ❌ 1.4M annually 22. Bureau of Mailbox Feng-Shui ❌ 900K annually 23. Federal Balloon Animal Training Academy ❌ 2.3M annually to teach clowns how to make balloon animals 24. National Pretzel Untwisting Initiative ❌ 600K annually to untwist pretzels for research 25. Department of Sock Pairing ❌ 1.8M annually 26. Federal High-Five Coordination Bureau ❌ 1.2M annually 27. National Ice Cream Cone Structural Integrity Lab ❌ 700K annually to find out why ice cream cones leak 28. Office of Puddle Depth Measurements ❌ 3M annually to see how much rainwater is collected in potholes. 29. Bureau of Alarm Clock Testing ❌ 1.5M annually 30. Federal Glitter Clean-Up Task Force ❌ 2M annually 31. Federal Bureau of Advanced Stapler Engineering ❌ 1.7M annually 32. National Institute for Memo Formatting Standards ❌ 1.2M annually 33. Bureau of Desk Plant Placement Optimization ❌ 800K annually 34. Commission on Conference Room Chair Synchronization ❌ 1.5M annually 35. National Punctuation Integrity Project ❌ 2M annually 36. Federal Grant for Binder Clip Durability Testing ❌ 900K annually 37. Office of Highlighter Color Coordination ❌ 1.3M annually 38. Research Initiative for Pencil Sharpening Efficiency ❌ 2.4M annually 39. Strategic Paperweight Development ❌ 1.6M annually 40. Office of Redundant Documentation Reduction ❌ 3M annually 41. Maintaining empty federal buildings ❌ 10B annually 42. Las Vegas Pickle Ball Complex ❌ 12M 43. Ukrainian Influencers ❌ 4.8M 44. Ice Skating Drag Queen Show ❌ 10K 45. Study COVID 19 in cats ❌ 2.24M annually 46. Study cocaine use in rats ❌ 420K annually 47. Girl Centered Climate Action in Brazil ❌ 3M annually 48. Duck Wetland Conservation in Mexico ❌ 421K annually 49. Breakdancing ❌ 33K annually 50. Paraguayan Border Security ❌ 2.1M annually

Coming soon?

Teslas now drive themselves from their birthplace at the factory to their designated loading dock lanes without human intervention One step closer to large-scale unsupervised FSD

In my opinion, TikTok should not be banned in the USA, even though such a ban may benefit the 𝕏 platform. Doing so would be contrary to freedom of speech and expression. It is not what America stands for.

Still can’t believe this is real.