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This just in, my Autism probably trolled my ass into auto-believing this, but idc to audit it rn
Jesus Christ, they never should've been allowed to go there in the first place...
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Jesus Christ, they never should've been allowed to go there in the first place...
Jun 13
Another Berkeley professor told the author:
βIn my second-year engineering class, a student asked me to explain why 1/2 1/3 = 5/6β¦. The lecture had to stop while I explained fractions.β
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Jun 13
βI dod everything rightβ
clearly
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Jun 13
The real alpha move is to wait till she's ovulating, get her all hot and bothered, then go mow the lawn or smt with a lecture about how not all touching has to be sexual
Jun 12
I love when men are honest.
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Jun 13
Starting to tell my wife a really juicy bit of drama and then abruptly ending the story before the climax to simulate blue balls for women
Jun 12
there's a sex therapist who has a ritual of making out with her husband every night before bed, and so many of the comments on her posts are some version of "but what if he gets turned on and I don't want to have sex" and i need men to understand and prioritize non sexual touch.
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Jun 12
We have an epidemic of women who cannot find a 6β8β multi millionaire golden retriever werewolf who respects her independence but will also lead her and give her space but also romance her but only when she wants, will not judge her past and also be religious but not serious.
Jun 12
we have an epidemic of lonely church girls
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Jun 13
If you have a fansly where i can see your full REAL 3D nude body you are not a vtuber but a grifting hoe
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Jun 12
Yeah, I can't believe people do this either.
I AM ON MY HANDS AND KNEES BEGGING
PLEASE
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
DO NOT FUCKING GO TO THE BATHROOM WHILE YOURE ON THE PHONE WITH A CALL CENTER WORKER!!!!!!! FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Jun 11
People still believing in this nowadays???
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Jun 11
Incorrect, THIS is the safest way. π
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Jun 11
Wow, it actually just gets worse and worse and worse!
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