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Joined May 2009
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being left on delivered in oomf’s dms while they parade around on the timeline
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Jun 15
I’m just delighted that my 11-year-old has been robbed of the opportunity to develop basic skills in mainstream social media use. Getting chucked in at the deep end on his 16th birthday will definitely not have any unforeseen negative consequences whatsoever.
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does he want to come round and wipe my arse for me too or is there actually somewhere he'd draw the line with this nanny state authoritarian nonsense
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🚨 NEW: Keir Starmer will introduce nightly social media curfews for 16 and 17-year-olds as part of the Government's social media ban
[@thetimes]
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RT @chloejm16: i am so grateful for cucumbers because it’s an ingredient in my favourite thing ever (tzatziki)
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Jun 12
Calling it soccer is one thing but there’s people calling if FIFA
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why am i like this and when does it stop
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I'm so fucking old that I've had skype sex
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Jun 10
>"Immigrants are leeching off welfare"
> Lights a £700,000 bus on fire
Amazing work patriots
🚨BREAKING: Belfast is already on fire as masked groups take to the streets
This is going to be a long night… 🇬🇧
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