I told ChatGPT to write a bio and all I got was this lousy simulacra ❤️@dont_monday
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guys incredible things are happening *just at the entrance* to Chinese theme parks
they basically have toy mech suits
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The worst part is him saying the strike on the elementary school in Minab (that killed 168 schoolchildren and teachers) "is a use case that doesn't even violate our red lines."
CEO of Anthropic Dario Amodei awkwardly smiles through his answer to a question about why Claude AI directly contributed to the US Military bombing of the elementary school in Minab.
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lol at “hail Pauline Hanson!” he can’t even say “heil” correctly
like if you’re a fascist being brutalised by the police you’ve massively fucked up somewhere along the line because if you’re doing it right you’re supposed to be the one wearing blue
as with all cunts screaming "australia first", they actually mean after the us & israel
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Jun 12
SpaceX just did the biggest IPO in history while having negative revenue. They literally have no P/E ratio.
It’s based entirely on future hype, and that future hype pans out only if Elon succeeds in buying our government to ensure SpaceX gets all the contracts.
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who is this for?
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Jun 12
there's extensive historical research proving this untrue, particularly for Union soldiers who became radicalized after seeing conditions on plantations like the one of Robert E Lee's son
Jun 9
"No soldier on either side gave a damn about the slaves." - Shelby Foote
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Jun 12
This really is almost mythological in its aspect. Clavicular achieved fame and riches for the extreme measures he took to be beautiful, only to undo his beauty with the new measures his success afforded.
It's almost Greek, the story of how Claviculus became chopped.
Clavicular shows the results of his EarJob (Otoplasty) just 2 hours after surgery😳
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what infrastructure? he’s about to make low-earth orbit unusable and Starlink can only become *less* efficient as it scales up unless they want to start microwaving birds
Jun 12
I am filled with optimism at the fact that the world's first trillionaire was made not by hedge funds or market manipulation, but by building the infrastructure to take America to the stars.
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lotta people upset about Elon becoming a trillionaire who can’t articulate why it’s bad, the issue is that the Nasdaq people have let SpaceX float themselves at a much higher share price than they’re worth and allowed Elon an ungodly level of shares for a “public” corporation
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in practice, since SpaceX is going to be packaged as one of the blue chip Nasdaq index stocks, it means that Elon Musk is using the overvaluation of SpaceX to receive exit liquidity from workers’ pension funds
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translation: if SpaceX shares weren’t packaged by Nasdaq in a way that forced people to invest in them -even if they wanted nothing to do with Musk- then Musk would not be a trillionaire right now
he’s exceptionally good at selling his debts to Saudis and Qataris
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what welfare spending are you talking about lol
Jun 12
If you taxed 100% of Elon’s net worth, confiscated every penny, you could fund the current US government for about… 49 days.
We don’t have a revenue problem.
We have a welfare spending problem.
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I might ruffle some feathers with this one but I think it’s a little bit suspicious that the woman who just ran a new junior record in the 100m -has capped delts, bulging traps, and a pump in her biceps after *running*- just came back from a suspension for a positive doping test
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…a single year suspension that was served *in secret* for some reason
even if she hadn’t just come back from double super-secret probation that delt separation and the bicep vascularity are incredibly suspicious
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also even if she’s not juicing now it doesn’t mean she hasn’t kept some of the myonuclei from when she was on cycle
not saying the other women’s 100m records are clean (especially Flo-Jo’s) but the eyebrow raising factors are just so incredibly blatant here
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peak liberal take
Jun 12
I don't have any moral objection to trillionaires, but does it have to be a whack job obsessed with white identity politics and conspiracy theories
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how does “I have to tip all the hospitality workers because the employer won’t pay them enough” reflect on the wealth of the United States?
Jun 11
All of these “Europeans experiencing America for the first time” stories have a common theme: Every single one of them is a European experiencing for the first time how absurdly wealthy the United States is compared to really anywhere else in the world. It underpins them all
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idc if the US is failing, smaller houses are good
mcmansions were for the era where the number of millionaires quintupled in the 80s or whatever
Jun 11
People are trying to gaslight you into thinking that little Hoovervilles full of shotgun shacks are in fact Totally Fine and not a symptom of the US being a backwater banana republic.
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thank god Australian fascists have always been so incompetent and juiceless
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Jun 10
🚨 DOCTOR SAYS THIS IS THE WORST VACCINE INJURY HE'S EVER SEEN — THE VIDEO IS HARD TO WATCH
A doctor is going viral after sharing footage of a patient he says suffered the worst vaccine injury he's encountered in his entire career.
The 52-year-old man says he received a COVID vaccine in 2021 and a booster shot in 2022.
He claims that two months later, severe muscle spasms began.
According to the patient, the condition became so debilitating that he was unable to properly sit, stand, or walk for the next four years.
In the video, the doctor documents the man's condition and later shows what he says is significant improvement after several weeks of stem cell treatment.
The footage is now spreading across social media and reigniting one of the most controversial debates of the last decade.
Supporters say stories like this deserve far more attention.
Critics argue there is no proof the vaccine caused his condition.
But after watching the video, many people are asking the same question:
What do you think we'll learn about the vaccine 10 years from now?
📹: Instagram/drmarkghalili
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It’s funny when someone tells an innocuous story about their youth and you realise that explains they’re whole thing. Like oh yeah of course, Theo’s adult life is just doing little wiggles for chocolates.
Theo Von says his 70 year-old dad used to take him to bars and make him “wiggle for chocolates” as a kid
"my dad was 70 when I was born... he was born in 1910"
"usually if a woman's hooking up with an older guy, he's got some money... it was not money"
"he would take me to this bar at the railroad tracks... if I danced good, she would give me some of the chocolates"
"he'd be like, go wiggle for chocolates"
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