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Imagine you have constructed an awesome car in your garage with leftover parts. Because you did so well, the car has a market value of $1M dollars.
Now, do you have $1M you can go "solve problems" with? No, for if you tried to part your car out, it would immediately be worthless.
Think in terms of value creation. Now, go create some value and solve some problems : )
Jun 12
I really don’t understand true greed. If I was worth $1 trillion, you’d have to physically stop me from solving as many of the world’s problems as possible.
Everyone would have a home, food on the table, proper healthcare, happiness.
I just don’t get it.
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RT @Ghostofcynthia: As a lesbian woman, I fucking hate Pride Month with every fiber of my being.
It makes us look like absolute shit.
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May 31
A farmer buys a young cock. As soon as he gets it home, it f*cks all the farmer's 150 hens. The farmer is impressed. At lunch the cock screws all 150 hens again.
The next day it's f*cking the ducks and geese too. Later he finds the cock lying on the ground half-dead with vultures circling overhead.
The farmer says, “You deserved it, you horny bastard!” The cock opens one eye, points up, and says, “Shhhhhh. They’re about to land!!”
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May 28
American gun culture explained in one single 3 minute video clip from 1990 movie Tremors
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Let's review: Saying "Only X can do Y" is not the same thing as saying "Y is all X ever does."
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May 23
Want to know what it sounded like during the launch of Flight 12 of Starship today?
Check out this video and the shaking of the windows. This was during my livestream with @esherifftv (Ellie in Space) at a ouse about 5 miles from the launch site.
Definitely have the volume up! Truly a powerful rocket ... the most powerful ever!
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I wish I could send this to my dog 😂
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From the most powerful empire in history to a country of weak busybodies, importing its own demise.
Apr 21
Smoking ban for people born after 2008 in the UK agreed bbc.in/4cEfrbq
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Fuck yeah!
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Such style! Who's more stylish? Who cares? Goddamned, but this pic rolls hard.
Apr 10
On this date in 1975, one of the hardest golf photos ever.
Chi Chi Rodriguez and his caddie, Carl Howard, at the 1975 Masters 🔥
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“It's our job to make things that make it worth you coming out."
This is the only way
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They should have done this lawsuit back in WWII when they would have had a better shot at it.
Mar 21
Ready for a class action lawsuit?
I am.
Community note
The trails shown are contrails: water vapor from jet engines condenses and freezes into ice crystals in cold, humid high-altitude air, persisting and spreading under specific conditions.
epa.gov/regulations-em…
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Always look on the bright side of life, Mehdi.
Mar 22
Who knew that John Cleese was actually the racist Basil Fawlty character he played onscreen?
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16 Dec 2016
What terrifies me is if ISIS were to detonate a nuclear device and kill 50 million Americans. Imagine the backlash against peaceful Muslims?
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Mar 12
“During your times of trial and suffering, when you only see one set of footprints, it was then that I was recording Footloose.”
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Mar 3
Taco Bell will post body cam footage of their CEO getting arrested after drunkenly peeing on the side of a Wendy’s at 3am while eating a Cheesy Gordita Crunch, screaming “Yo Quiero Taco Bell!” as he’s shoved into the police cruiser - and they’ll win this whole thing
Burger King CEO takes a big bite of a Whopper in new video after McDonald’s CEO went viral for reluctantly nibbling the chain’s new Big Arch Burger.
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