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Jacob Askren @jaskren

I hope to someday replace my real arm with a robot arm.

Joined June 2008
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Jacob Askren@jaskren
31 Jul 2023
Dost thou knowest, “Toxic?”
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FINAL FANTASY XIV
@FF_XIV_EN
Apr 23
For Fan Festival 2026 in Anaheim we're teaming up with @hytebrand to give away a FFXIV-themed HYTE Y70 PC Case! 🎁 sqex.to/jSCeN Open to US & CAN. Enter for a chance to win! For full terms and conditions, see the official rules at sqex.to/h7ONS.
A banner for a Final Fantasy 14 and Hyte Sweepstakes. On the banner is a FFXIV themed HYTE Y70 PC Case. Text reads Enter for a chance to win a themed HYTE Y70 PC Case. In the background is the Final Fantasy 14 Fan Festival in Anaheim logo and the HYTE brand logo. Final Fantasy 14 copyright of Square Enix.

ALT A banner for a Final Fantasy 14 and Hyte Sweepstakes. On the banner is a FFXIV themed HYTE Y70 PC Case. Text reads Enter for a chance to win a themed HYTE Y70 PC Case. In the background is the Final Fantasy 14 Fan Festival in Anaheim logo and the HYTE brand logo. Final Fantasy 14 copyright of Square Enix.

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Old Internet
@OldInternetFeel
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FINAL FANTASY XIV
@FF_XIV_EN
Jan 19
We're excited to announce the Glamoured to Life stage show is making a return to Fan Festival 2026 in Anaheim later this April! Learn about the live stage show event, how to apply, and what to expect. Applications are open through February 28! ✨ sqex.to/sb71l
A banner for Final Fantasy Fan Festival 2026 in Anaheim Glamoured to Life stage show. Text reads Glamoured to Life Applications Open. In the background is a photograph of a group of cosplayers posing on stage from left to right dressed as characters from Final Fantasy 14 Online: A new miqo'te adventure, Thancred Waters, Y'shtola Rhul, and Urianger Augurelt.

ALT A banner for Final Fantasy Fan Festival 2026 in Anaheim Glamoured to Life stage show. Text reads Glamoured to Life Applications Open. In the background is a photograph of a group of cosplayers posing on stage from left to right dressed as characters from Final Fantasy 14 Online: A new miqo'te adventure, Thancred Waters, Y'shtola Rhul, and Urianger Augurelt.

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Film Updates
@FilmUpdates
Jan 20
The cast and crew of ‘HAMNET’ dancing to Rihanna’s “We Found Love” on set

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Dune Quotes@DuneQuoteBot
24 Dec 2025
Four things cannot be hidden — love, smoke, a pillar of fire and a man striding across the open bled.
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eccö
@3CC0__
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Emo Philips
@EmoPhilips
10 Nov 2019
evergreen tweet
Eyewitness News
@ABC7NY
10 Nov 2019
Rockefeller Center Christmas Tree arrives in NYC 7ny.tv/2K6y0c6
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rest in peace Mr. Lynch 🤍
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Kenny Omega
@KennyOmegamanX
4 Jan 2025
Before my return tomorrow, I want to announce that I'm debuting a new entrance at the Tokyo Dome. A new song created by the amazing Final Fantasy 14 & 16 composer Masayoshi Soken, with vocals by Jason Miller and a special voice by the legendary Nobuo Uematsu. I hope you enjoy.
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peach !!@zerowols
14 Oct 2024
jacob was being taken in by a group of golden girls this weekend 😭 everyone loves urianger
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Dune: Awakening
@DuneAwakening
2 Oct 2024
Now’s your chance to participate in the Dune: Awakening Closed Beta! Follow us, like this post, and retweet to be entered in for the drawing. Winners will be chosen and contacted next week.  Make sure your DMs are open so we can contact you! Complete the Beta Player Survey as well as see more information on our forum post here: forums.funcom.com/t/dune-awa… Bless the Maker and good luck.
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FINAL FANTASY XIV
@FF_XIV_EN
2 Sep 2024
Announcing a new Gaming Laptop Sweepstakes! ➡️ Visit sqex.to/jh2qM 🔔 Follow, repost, or view various #FFXIV pages 💻 Enter for a chance to win an @Alienware m16 R2 Gaming Laptop! For full terms and conditions, please see the official rules at sqex.to/kmFQS.
Banner reads Gaming Laptop Sweepstakes, with an Alienware m16 R2 Gaming Laptop shown in the middle. On the laptop is a label with the text intel core ultra 9. The logos of Final Fantasy 14 Online and Alienware are at the bottom.

ALT Banner reads Gaming Laptop Sweepstakes, with an Alienware m16 R2 Gaming Laptop shown in the middle. On the laptop is a label with the text intel core ultra 9. The logos of Final Fantasy 14 Online and Alienware are at the bottom.

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ProfNoctis
@ProfNoctis
9 Sep 2024
In just 17 years, there are now as many mainline iPhones as there are mainline Final Fantasy games.
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kaysi ✨@Iilithsternin
7 Aug 2024
Me trying to get people to watch LOST
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birdget@wormtownusa
7 Jul 2024
oh yeah :)
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Aaron Vallely@Vallmeister
27 Jun 2024
Patti Smith sang a very emotional cover of 'Summertime Sadness' by Lana Del Rey at @Vicar_Street tonight. She said the song makes her reflect on moments she had with her late husband, Fred Smith.
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Evan Brando, Birthday Dad@EvanBrandoShow
21 Jun 2024
The Trolls World Tour
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MLB
@MLB
8 Apr 2024
“What a marvelous moment for the country and the world!” OTD 50 years ago, Hank Aaron passed Babe Ruth with his 715th career home run.
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FINAL FANTASY XIV
@FF_XIV_EN
23 Mar 2024
We're pleased to announce FINAL FANTASY XIV: #Dawntrail arrives on Tuesday, July 2, 2024! Early access is scheduled to begin on Friday, June 28 – save the dates! 📅 sqex.to/fzzbU
Final Fantasy 14: Dawntrail full release set for July 2, 2024. In the background the Warrior of Light is standing on the edge of a cliff overlooking a tropical forest at dawn. The city-state Tuliyollal can be seen far on the horizon.

ALT Final Fantasy 14: Dawntrail full release set for July 2, 2024. In the background the Warrior of Light is standing on the edge of a cliff overlooking a tropical forest at dawn. The city-state Tuliyollal can be seen far on the horizon.

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Anthony Blackwood@TonyBWood
5 Mar 2024
The Cerveza Cristal marketing team:
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