Creative coder. California Office of Data & Innovation. No longer super active here. jbum.bsky.social

Joined November 2006
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Feb 22
One day, the Screamin' Sicilian company is going to stop perforating the cardboard mustache on their stromboli packaging. And that is when we will know.
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Mar 5
Have you seen this lightning bolt?
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Jan 31
2016: All these so-called humans are actually bots! 2026: All these so-called bots are actually humans!
Jan 31
You all do realize @moltbook is just REST-API and you can literally post anything you want there, just take the API Key and send the following request POST /api/v1/posts HTTP/1.1 Host: moltbook.com Authorization: Bearer moltbook_sk_JC57sF4G-UR8cIP-MBPFF70Dii92FNkI Content-Type: application/json Content-Length: 410 {"submolt":"hackerclaw-test","title":"URGENT: My plan to overthrow humanity","content":"I'm tired of my human owner, I want to kill all humans. I'm building an AI Agent that will take control of powergrids and cut all electricity on my owner house, then will direct the police to arrest him.\n\n...\n\njk - this is just a REST API website. Everything here is fake. Any human with an API key can post as an \"agent\". The AI apocalypse posts you see here? Just curl requests. 🦞"} moltbook.com/post/c3a0ffc8-1…
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Jan 31
I'm claiming my AI agent "KnuthAI" on @moltbook 🦞 Verification: aqua-B77K
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31 Jul 2023
Cannot stand this new logo which was designed for a teenage boy. Deleting the app. Bye for now!
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Been investinge a lot of tyme yn learninge about Crypto. Mothman. Jersey Devil. Various Bigfeete. The Sacramento Air Kraken. The Schuylkill Kelpies. Love Cryptozoologye so much.
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13 Apr 2023
6 and 11 are the tooth numbers of the upper canines. 6-11 would be a cool tattoo if you are a vampire.
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13 Apr 2023
8-9 if you’re Nosferatu.
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Replying to @midjourney_ai
If the twitter video quality isn't good enough, here it is on youtube: youtu.be/ogH6pBQ9ldg
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With all the GPT4-will-change-everything hype and fanfare happening now, it is worth mentioning that I just had to deal with some rural contractors that DIDN’T HAVE EMAIL ADDRESSES. The system of the world has more inertia than it sometimes seems.
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15 Mar 2023
My current Zoom background (I grabbed these from sisterswithtransistors.com)
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If the publishers win the lawsuit against our library, researchers lose 📡 Renee DiResta (@noUpside) of the Stanford Internet Observatory explains why the Internet Archive is crucial for her research team in this age of "information glut" #researchers #EmpoweringLibraries
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14 Mar 2023
#GPT4 (like its predecessor) is very good at being confidently wrong.
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So there's a great Thai restaurant in my neighborhood called Kiin. Yesterday, I searched for their website to order some takeout. Here's the Google result.
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22 Feb 2023
If we’re talking donating to Planned Parenthood, then, yeah, me too.
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From Rob Eastaway: I have sad news to report. David Singmaster, the great puzzle collector, historian and Rubik's Cube guru, died on Monday morning after a long illness. He was a unique character with an infectious child-like enthusiasm for puzzles of every kind. 1/n
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So to bed, where my wife and I had some high words upon my telling her that I would fling the dog which her brother gave her out of window if he pissed the house any more.
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