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The Paris Olympics opening ceremony: x.com/i/status/1632018467124…

Community notes FTW

LFG!

Crowdstrike just put out steps to remediate the current outage on the end users side. They've emailed them out to every customer and partner. Go check your inboxes! For those that don't understand what is going on there is a major outage of tons of services and businesses going on globally right now. There is a work around but it is more difficult for companies that encrypted their drives with tools like bitlocker. Some stuff won't work today and it may take a while to fix it all. Steps are in the image attached:

Whoever's responsible for the Microsoft outage is getting fired anyway, so the smart thing to do would be knock Teams out for the day too and leave a hero.

Microsoft Windows Users Right Now:

As you know, I’m not a religious person, but my favourite line in The Bible is “Let he who is without sin cast the first stone.” It basically means “Oh, shut the fuck up. You’re a cunt too sometimes.” Thanks, Jesus 🙏

Good morning 🍩☕️🤣

Straight facts

I’m sorry.

Where's the worse place to hide in the hospital? The ICU

Absolute shower of a €UNT

Think voting doesn't matter? The mayor who kept the beaches open in Jaws is STILL the mayor in Jaws 2. Don't make the same mistake as the people of Amity... #GeneralElection24

“Are you in finance?”

Straight facts

I’ve always wanted to know, and now I do.

Say what you want about twitter but community notes be spot on

I'm back motherfuckers