Whoa, it's like someone asked Grok to generate the Dollar General version of an Ayn Rand villain, and this timeline is what it spit out 👇
Elon Musk Wealth
2012: $2 billion
2026: $1.1 trillion
Jeff Bezos Wealth
2012: $18.4 billion
2026: $262 billion
Mark Zuckerberg Wealth
2012: $17.5 billion
2026: $202 billion
Tipped Minimum Wage
1991: $2.13 an hour
2026: $2.13 an hour
5 words: Tax oligarchs out of existence.