crack a book you fucking nerd.

Joined April 2020
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The single most powerful thing you can do for backyard wildlife is… stop doing so much. Seriously. Some of the biggest wins come from doing nothing. Stop raking your leaves. That β€œmess” is prime real estate. Fireflies overwinter in it. Bumblebee queens hibernate there. Luna moths spin cocoons in it. Toads, salamanders, and snakes use it for shelter. Stop cutting back perennials in fall. Those hollow stems are ready-made nesting tubes for native bees. Leave them standing and cut them back in late spring (leaving 12–15 inch stubs). Stop spraying. Mosquito services, lawn pesticides, even many β€œnatural” sprays kill way more than you think. Insects are the foundation of the whole food web. No bugs, no baby birds, no toads, no bats. Stop mowing so often. Yards mowed every 2–3 weeks (or less) have way more bees and flowers than weekly-mowed lawns. Those β€œweeds” like dandelions and clover are critical early food for emerging bees. Stop ripping out β€œweedy” patches. That goldenrod and asters feed far more pollinators than most fancy ornamentals ever will. Most traditional landscaping advice is about making your yard look tidy from the street. Wildlife doesn’t care about tidy. It cares about shelter, food, and safety. Be like me. Just crack a beer and do nothing. For the Earth.
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78% of abortions occur before 9 weeks 92% of abortions occur before 13 weeks 6% of abortions occur between 14–20 weeks 100% are none of your fucking business
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In reaction to the CNN report on the β€œonline rape academy” that gets 62 million visits per month, something kind of remarkable is happening on Threads: hundreds of women are sharing the full names and last known locations of men who raped them.
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It really is wild to have lived through four years of reporters staking out grocery store parking lots and never shutting the fuck up about the price of eggs go radio silent on gas prices going up like 40% in six weeks directly b/c Trump attacked Iran.
Florida gas prices.
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This is actually hilarious. Fuck Microsoft
NASA pays $100M for Microsoft 365 licensing across the agency. They standardized every system on Microsoft. They put Microsoft Surfaces on the Orion spacecraft as the crew's personal computing devices. And the first technical crisis of humanity's return to the Moon was Reid Wiseman radioing Houston to say he has two Microsoft Outlooks and neither one works. Mission Control's response? "With your go, we can remote in and take a look." The same exact workflow your company's IT helpdesk uses when you submit a ticket on a Monday morning. Except the user is traveling at 4,275 mph, 30,000 miles from Earth, and the Wi-Fi situation is considerably worse. This spacecraft survived hydrogen leaks, helium leaks, a faulty heat shield, and a broken toilet. Outlook broke anyway. The toilet actually got fixed faster. The real story here is that Microsoft has achieved something no other software company in history can claim: a support ticket from lunar transit. Their enterprise sales team should frame this. "Battle-tested in space" is a positioning statement most B2B companies would mass murder for, and Microsoft accidentally earned it because Outlook crashes everywhere, including orbit. Outlook remains the only software in human history that performs identically whether you're in a cubicle in Redmond or aboard a spacecraft bound for the Moon. Universally, reliably broken. And we keep buying it anyway.
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I like where this is going πŸ‘
On April 19, Mercury, Mars, and Saturn are all perfectly conjunct at 7 degrees Aries. The last time this happened was on May 5, 1821. That was the day that Napoleon died. Not even kidding.
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They're going to kill your sons and daughters in a pointless war, take away your grandma's insulin, and deport your neighbor because they're too brown, but at least you'll also be paying 2-3x as much for gas and groceries. πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ
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NEW: Republicans are considering reductions in federal health spending to help pay for a budget bill containing as much as $200 billion to fund the Iran war and immigration enforcement. axios.com/2026/03/30/gop-hea…
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We're at the point where we fact check the acting US president with the twitter feed of the IRGC commander.

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Replying to @mb_ghalibaf
2/ No negotiations have been held with the US, and fakenews is used to manipulate the financial and oil markets and escape the quagmire in which the US and Israel are trapped.
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You're laughing? A cop testified under oath that he does not know if Afroman fucked his wife, and you're laughing?
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Shut the fuck up
Failing to pass SAVE is an act of high treason against the people of America
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& for the lady, perhaps a fucking break?
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War is the worst thing in the world. Westerners talk about it like it's a fucking video game, like "hurr durr, we just go in there and achieve our objectives and win," when really war means shredding human bodies to bits. Children burning to death in front of their parents. People holding their own guts in their hands as their life slowly slips away. People getting trapped under rubble and dying excruciatingly slow deaths of suffocation or dehydration. People picking up pieces of their beloved family members. Westerners are able to hold this compartmentalized video game mentality about war because war isn't something that happens to us. We've never had bombs dropped on our neighborhoods. We've never had the experience of seeing a severed hand on the ground after an explosion and trying to figure out who it belonged to. We've never had the experience of seeing our child's shredded body after a blast and thinking about how we'd carefully helped them dress that precious body for school just hours before. We just see the movies. The propagandistic war documentaries. The sanitized news reports. It's not real to us. It's not personal. It's just this cutesy Hollywood image of sexy Good Guys doing flips and spin-kicking evil Bad Guys off cliffs. You know this is true, because if it wasn't then nobody would support US wars. If westerners had an actual, visceral understanding of what war really is and what it actually means, and if they could truly, deeply grasp that the people on the receiving end of those airstrikes are human beings just like them, there's no way they'd support inflicting such nightmares upon their fellow man. Which is why everything in our civilization is aimed at hiding that reality from us. War is made to look heroic and glamorous. Middle easterners are framed as deranged subhuman savages. The flesh-and-bone consequences of western warmongering are hidden from public view as much as possible. They need to do this because the western empire depends on war. War is the glue that holds the empire together. They need the mass-scale bloodshed to continue, and they need the public to provide no resistance to the bloodshed. The empire cannot exist without war. Peace cannot exist without the removal of the empire. You watch these bespectacled pundits and pampered politicians babbling about war the way they'd talk about their plans for a kitchen renovation or a trip to Paris, and you just know if actual war ever showed up on their doorstep they'd literally soil themselves. They'd never recover. They'd spend the rest of their lives in shock and trauma, because what they saw would have shaken them irreparably to their very core. It would impact them in this way because war is the worst thing in the world. Anyone with a functioning empathy center and a truth-based worldview would move mountains to prevent war from happening. And yet we are ruled by sociopaths who actively seek it out. War is the worst thing in the world, and we are ruled by the worst people in the world. The world will never know peace until we cease to allow such creatures to rule over us.
Eyewitness to double tap strike in Iran: "We turned around to get our belongings & we saw that blood was spraying everywhere. Someone’s hand had fallen on the floor, a head had fallen... There were scalps torn off, hands severed, a few people were laying here all cut up."
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It’s giving false flag, babes πŸ’…
So I’m supposed to believe a Senegalese Sunni Muslim shot up a bar in Texas in defense of Shia-led Iran? Ok
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Good fucking morning to everybody except the ICE agents who kidnapped a blind man, realized they had no basis to deport him, and then released him five miles from his home. He died, scared and alone, just trying to find his way back to his house. That’s evil.
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Bad Bunny should do an alternative State of the Union address
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Damn these sycophants are really getting these squats in tonight #sotu
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Like.. it cheapens the whole point of a standing ovation if you do it after every thing he says
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Let the bodies hit the floooooor
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So our government is basically like "no don't mess with thatβ€” that's a load-bearing child sex trafficking ring"
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