@jhamner, looks like @MATLAB is getting in on the #AprilFoolsDay fun! 😂

Jim Jordan is attacking Pete Buttigieg for not having transportation experience prior to becoming Transportation Secretary. Someone should remind him that Jared Kushner ran Middle East policy. Ivanka worked in the White House after being an Apprentice judge. Betsy DeVos was the Education Secretary when she hated public education. Scott Pruitt headed up Trump’s EPA as a denier of climate change. Louis DeJoy was Trump’s nominee for Post Master General all while he was trying to kill the postal service. So please spare the fake outage.

This makes me sick to write but more sick not to... an armed student was just arrested at my kid's school after a very brave student reported them. Do me a favor. Tonight, talk to your kids about who and how to report when they hear or see something. It might save lives.

You can read about one of these Hall of Fame baseball players in Jacksonville, Florida schools but not the other.

RT @misternaxal: You can’t make this stuff up.

On her first day in office, Gov. Sarah Huckabee Sanders has signed an Executive Order banning CRT, ending decades of oppression for white Arkansans.

Amazon Prime no longer means fast shipping. Yes, logistics are hard, but "it'll take 8 days" (and that's okay, but it ain't 2-day shipping), and then 4 hours ago, "oops, we mean another 9 to 13 days"...is bullshit in several ways. I live 80 miles from DC, not on Guam.

In 2 years, corporations have given over $50 million to the members of Congress who voted to reject the 2020 election results. That's shameful. Find out which companies are backing enemies of democracy: citizensforethics.org/report…

Kevin McCarthy, the newly elected speaker of the House, mugging for a celebratory photo with Marjorie Taylor Greene is a low water mark in American politics.

McCarthy had 2 months to get his votes. Why do you think @GOPLeader didn’t make these concessions until now? Because he knows they make him beholden to the extreme, MAGA wing of the GOP Caucus. If he offends one MAGA Member, that Member can file a privileged motion to fire him.

holy fucking shit, Al Franken posed for a stupid photo and was forced to resign. Matt Gaetz is under investigation for sex trafficking and he's allowed to hang around and fuck things up for his own party. no wonder the rest of the world thinks we've lost our fucking minds

We never had to deal with this much chaos when George Santos was Speaker.

As a physician I believe Damar Hamlin was likely suffering from commotio cordis where a blow to the chest at a precise moment in the electrical cycle stops the heart. Those trying to tie this to vaccine status to project their unscientific beliefs are terrible, horrible people.

PyTorch reveals malicious dependency chain compromise between Dec 25th & 30th. The counterfeit 'tortchtrion' stole SSH keys, first 1000 files in $HOME, .gitconfig and other secrets. 2,300 downloads seen so far on PyPI. Uninstall now 👇👇👇 bleepingcomputer.com/news/se… #opensource

This account is NOT a legit reporter or even person. It’s worrying that I’ve seen Joyce Vance and Andrew Weissan retweet it. Don’t retweet it. Block/mute it. I don’t normally ask people to retweet me, but please retweet this. More people need to realize this account is a fake.

Christmas Eve. Russian terror strike on Kherson leads to multiple civilian casualties. While families in Europe, North America, and beyond prepare festive dinners, spare a thought for Ukraine which is fighting evil right now. We need your active and lasting support to prevail.

Ruin your statistical legitimacy with finger quotes "Estimated" parameters "statistical significance"

BREAKING: ​Trump stole the images of his trading cards from stock photos. People have found watermarks on the NFTs they forgot to remove.