Sigh đ¤Śââď¸. Van Swol, youâre one of the most pathetic purveyors of MAGA lies on X.
Aside from the fact that this entire post reads like a press release written by a lethally stupid & gullible MAGA cultist who thinks Facebook memes count as primary sources, letâs walk through how spectacularly wrong this is.
That â80% of FEMA cases resolved in 5 daysâ claim is complete fiction. Not exaggerated. Not spun. Fiction. There is no FEMA data release, no DHS statement, no state confirmation. It exists in the same ecosystem as chain emails and âmy cousinâs friend works at FEMAâ nonsense. You led with a number you canât source because it doesnât exist.
And then you pivot straight into one of the oldest MAGA tricks in the book: take funding that was already authorized, already appropriated, already flowing, and slap Trumpâs name on it like he personally Venmoâd the state.
That $1.4 billion HUD recovery fund? Passed by Congress and signed into law in December 2024. Before Trump. The state of North Carolina built the plan. HUD approval is a procedural step. Thatâs it. Youâre applauding a rubber stamp and calling it leadership.
Same thing with the â$2 billion from DOT.â You conveniently bundle together a cumulative funding total that spans multiple allocations, including money that started going out in 2024 and early January 2025 before Trump was even in office. Then you present it like he walked in, dropped a bag of cash on the table, and saved the day. Thatâs not reality. Thatâs branding.
The I-40 line is just embarrassing. That road didnât magically reopen because Trump willed it into existence. NCDOT crews, engineers, and contractors started emergency work immediately after the storm in 2024. Contracts were issued. Work was underway. The timeline youâre bragging about was already in motion. You erased every single person who actually did the work so you could credit a politician who showed up after the machinery was already moving.
And then you completely faceplant on FEMA cost sharing.
Youâre praising Trump for giving North Carolina six months of 100% federal coverage. In reality, that coverage was already limited and when the state asked Trumpâs FEMA to extend it, they said no. Flat out. The governor appealed because it was denied. So youâre literally applauding generosity that never happened.
The USDA number? Same pattern. Itâs a block grant agreement routed through the state using existing disaster frameworks. Not Trump personally handing checks to farmers. Youâre turning standard federal-state coordination into a personality cult story because thatâs the only way this narrative works.
Hereâs the underlying problem with everything you wrote.
You donât understand how ANY of this works. Or worse, you do, and youâre hoping your audience doesnât.
Disaster recovery is not one guy. Itâs legislation, appropriations, agencies, state governments, local crews, contractors, and months of coordinated work. By the time Trump touched any of this, billions were already authorized, projects were already underway, and systems were already in motion.
So what youâve done is strip out all context, erase the timeline, invent a stat out of thin air, and then build a hero narrative on top of it.
And then you have the nerve to call other people âout of touchâ and âungrateful.â
No. Whatâs actually happening i gullible clowns like you keep pumping out this shameless, easily debunked garbage, hoping nobody bothers to check where the money came from, when it was approved, or who actually did the work.
This isnât giving credit where itâs due.
Itâs laundering reality into hilariously weak, easily disproven propaganda.