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11 Nov 2021
This might as well be my epitaph.
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Jun 12
Jun 12
ROSTER MOVES
🔷 Alejandro Kirk has been activated from the 60 Day IL and will be available tonight
🔷 Tyler Heineman has been DFA’d
🔷 Daulton Varsho has been placed on the 10 Day IL
🔷 Davis Schneider has been recalled from AAA and will be active tonight
#bluejays
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Apr 29
We’re teaming up with professional baseball player Davis Schneider to break down the stigma around opioid poisonings and educate Canadians on how to be prepared to help save a life with NARCAN® Nasal Spray. Learn more: investors.emergentbiosolutio…
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May 9
my aunt made me davis and vladdy ❤️❤️❤️
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Apr 26
ALT "Hi! We encourage you to take breaks on the concourse."
Apr 26
Yohendrick Piñango would never text Fam Services for you to ask them to turn up the heat in the Dome. He'd just tell you you should've brought a warmer coat. #BlueJays50
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Feb 11
No Man's Sky Remnant
🔫Gravity Gun
🦺Industrial Yards
📡Radar
🛻Off-road Haulers
🧑🏭Waste Processing
🧑🚀Armour
🤖Capture Sentinels
🚒Customisable Vehicles
☣️Volatile Waste
🏗️Excavation Tech
🚛Exocraft Furnace
🚚Salvage Expedition
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Out Now!
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Congratulations to Buck Martinez on a legendary career!
Martinez announced his retirement today from Sportsnet, where he became the voice of Blue Jays baseball.
On top of broadcasting for Toronto, Martinez also spent the final 6 years (1981-86) of his playing career with the Blue Jays and managed Toronto in 2001 and 2002.
ALT Thank You Buck Martinez Toronto Blue Jays Pictured: Buck Martinez looks out a window while wearing a blue suit, white dress shirt and light blue tie. His reflection can also be seen on the window.
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We are GIVING AWAY a WOOLHAVEN PC with the help of @AftershockpcAU
To celebrate the release of our first expansion! ❄️
❤️ Like 🔄Retweet 👤Be following us for a chance to win!
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Jan 6
They gentrified the tinfoil hat.
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28 Dec 2025
Then you end up with a single 60k LOC file, and no change by any AI agent is no longer possible.
This is not an exaggeration, by the way.
27 Dec 2025
“If you don’t review AI code it just makes a mess of slop.”
No, your desire to keep your code human-friendly is creating an unnecessary bottleneck.
Stop looking at the code. Let the AIs handle it.
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26 Dec 2025
"Everyone should assess their own risks." is like asking everyone to assess the alcohol level at which they're "good to drive". It's institutionally promoted sociopathic irresponsibility. Standards exist because reality is measurable; because math exists.
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27 Dec 2025
fake doordash orders. fake construction photos. fake homework assignments. fake everything, just a pandora's box of industrial scale bullshit polluting both the planet and the basic social contract (which was already on thin ice)
27 Dec 2025
Amazing. DoorDash driver accepted the drive, immediately marked it as delivered, and submitted an AI-generated image of a DoorDash order (left) at our front door (right).
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27 Dec 2025
that's gonna be a no from me dawg
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18 Dec 2025
YOU WOULDN'T DOWNLOAD A SUCCULENT
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15 Dec 2025
Up to 75% off on our Steam!
Perfect to play during holidays ❄️
Until December 18th
Shop here 👉 store.steampowered.com/devel…
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29 Nov 2025
it was always a grift. they’re trying to brainwash you into thinking you want or even NEED generative AI because their fortune depends on it.
29 Nov 2025
OpenAI is a loss-making monster, with new analysis that projects even IF it can hit $200bn revenue by 2030, it'll still need over $200bn in funding just to stay afloat.
Platforms are increasingly turning to debt to keep this gravy train going ...
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24 Nov 2025
New article: Result is the most boring sum type. blog.ploeh.dk/2025/11/24/res…
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26 Nov 2025
996 is a diversion from the real issue. (BTW I understand the need to crank sometimes--I do it too). The times I've overworked, I've gotten less done & gotten too tired to realize I'm getting less done. That can't possibly make me *more* successful.
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10 Nov 2025
people are mad about the score without reading the review, which is a glowing review of the gameplay and an excoriation of how far its own design process has pulled it from the gameplay principles and story it espouses
this is one of the best game critiques i've ever read
10 Nov 2025
For Arc Raiders to ride the wave of human sociability all the way to the bank, while also being so contemptuous of the thing that makes us social animals in its own workflow demonstrates a lack of artistic integrity that I find impossible to ignore.
Our review: bit.ly/49bVn01
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