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Jonas Bechstein retweeted
25 Jan 2021
WITH GOD AS MY WITNESS, THAT IS STEP THREE
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Jonas Bechstein retweeted
28 Sep 2020
ALSO Y'ALL I FOUND AN INFRA TEAM WITH TWO OTHER WOMEN!!!! CAN U BELIEVE IT? I can't tell you how excited I am about it. I might or might not have cried when I found out during interviews.
I get to work with both @Lemonjet and @AmandaK_Data!!! 💪🎉🥳
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Jonas Bechstein retweeted
26 Jul 2020
I thought I would share how I, as someone who is visually impaired use my iPhone.☺️
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Jonas Bechstein retweeted
3 Jul 2020
git rebase
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Jonas Bechstein retweeted
4 Feb 2020
Heute sind @onkelkodi, @jobe93 und ich auf der OOP in München. #OOPmuc
Bereit für spannende Talks und Gespräche über Cloud und Software Entwicklung.
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Jonas Bechstein retweeted
4 Dec 2019
Kudos for an interesting talk about bringing a Financial on-premise application to #EKS. #DevOpsCon
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Jonas Bechstein retweeted
4 Dec 2019
Looking forward to FICO’s Sven Ahlfeld and cosee’s @markus_zm: „The Adventure of bringing a financial on-premise Application to #EKS“. #DevOpsCon @coseeaner #AWS #LiftAndShift
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3 Dec 2019
Unser @onkelkodi reflektiert die letzten zehn Jahre DevOps auf der @devops_con und prophezeit euch was als Nächstes kommt!
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Jonas Bechstein retweeted
6 Nov 2019
You get promoted from Backend Brat to Diva of Dysfunctionally Distributed Systems when you learn enough about consistency models to realize everything is broken and you don’t engage in ranting about DBs anymore you just tell everyone they are all broken, please make 15 backups.
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Jonas Bechstein retweeted
Why is software so often late? Because forecasting well is very expensive (and makes software take longer); the political costs of being pessimistic are high; and the political costs of being optimistic are low. The punishment for lateness, if any, falls on convenient scapegoats.
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Jonas Bechstein retweeted
11 Sep 2019
Startup idea: Have a pizza delivery service that bills you through AWS Marketplace. Your lunch costs will just disappear in your companies AWS bill...
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Jonas Bechstein retweeted
22 Aug 2019
Bringing a financial on-premise #application to #EKS with
@markus_zm and Sven Ahlfeld, at #DevOpsCon.
➡ ow.ly/h1ei30pnA5h
#DevOps #Developer #Programming
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Jonas Bechstein retweeted
15 Aug 2019
Currently at USENIX Security 19 which is a great conference with lots of inspiring talks. I am already excited to do my talk around 3pm in Track 1 about our study of security threats in the npm ecosystem. #usesec19
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Jonas Bechstein retweeted
25 Jul 2019
Can you divide by Jan 1 1970?!?
Asking for a friend..
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Jonas Bechstein retweeted
19 Jul 2019
I can see merge commits…
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Jonas Bechstein retweeted
13 Jul 2019
14. A 10x engineer doesn't have hair, but Ethernet cables snake out of their skull. They can quote passages from the Agile Manifesto from heart while humming the sound a MacBook makes when it boots. You will know them because they're in the house right now omg run
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Jonas Bechstein retweeted
11 Jul 2019
9. 10x engineers are poor mentors as they can't teach others on what to do OR parcel the work. They always think "It takes too long to teach or discuss with others, I would rather do it myself." They are also poor interviewers.
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Jonas Bechstein retweeted
11 Jul 2019
5. Most of the 10x engineers are full-stack engineers. For them code is code, they don't care whether it is front-end, back-end, API, database, serverless, etc. I have rarely seen them doing UI work.
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