all is well in this bitch
Joined September 2014
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jonathan retweeted
i knew a guy who was conceived in a bucees just outside of galveston and when you stopped looking at him he would lose all form of sapience and go limp like a marionette
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jonathan retweeted
Feb 1
i refuse to be controlled by the grammys. congratulations hayley williams
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jonathan retweeted
8 Dec 2025
all quiet on the frontal lobe
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jonathan retweeted
19 Oct 2025
if i won the lotery id probably by a beer
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jonathan retweeted
30 Aug 2025
I do not laugh at the plight of "Scrat" from the Ice Age films. His terror moves me to tears.
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jonathan retweeted
1 Aug 2025
AriZona Iced Tea
31 Jul 2025
I'm going to tweet "AriZona Iced Tea" and you all are gonna lose your gd minds
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jonathan retweeted
29 Nov 2024
from a young age i knew everybody was wrong and i was right
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29 Nov 2024
nothing radicalizes me more on how much we need high speed rail than driving from austin to dallas
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jonathan retweeted
22 Nov 2024
I wanna party with king Julian so fucking bad
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jonathan retweeted
8 Nov 2024
I’m a man of peace now! Please stop with all the negative comments!
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jonathan retweeted
6 Nov 2024
guy who believes the trump victory is illegitimate because the 2020 election was stolen and he’s ineligible for a third term
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