Writer, speechwriter, standup comic. Hearse, limo, Zamboni driver. Collector. Author SocialCorp tinyurl.com/yat29hp9
Joined June 2007
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joel retweeted
Jun 13
The work crew is really groovin’ as Trump’s name is ripped off the Kennedy Center. 😂
“Young man, pick yourself off the ground” … peak YMCA celebration vibes. 🎶
America is healing one scaffold dance at a time! 🕺
#YMCA #KennedyCenter
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joel retweeted
Jun 11
It's Hashtags time! Post something funny your dad has said, and tag it with #DadQuotes. Could be on the show!
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joel retweeted
Jun 10
FACT: There's zero evidence that the 2020 election was stolen from Donald Trump, but there's thousands of pages in the Epstein files that provide evidence that Trump raped children.
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joel retweeted
Democrats just forced a vote to put an end to Trump’s $1.8 billion slush fund.
Every House Republican rejected it & voted to support your tax dollars going to cop beaters & right wing extremists. Despicable.
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joel retweeted
Imagine spending years calling Joe Biden “Sleepy Joe,” only to become the guy falling asleep during televised meetings, ball games, and everything in between.
You can’t script karma better than that.
The man built an entire brand on mocking Biden’s age and stamina, and now he can’t stay awake when the cameras are rolling.
Sometimes karma takes its time.
But it always shows up.
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joel retweeted
Give us actual fucking evidence that elections are rigged or shut the fuck up about it.
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Jun 9
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joel retweeted
Jun 8
F**cking epic. Meet Kristen Welker. She just did what all self-respecting reporters need to do. She pushed back. And the Cunt of Mostly Crisco had an epic meltdown and walked off set. Ok, less “walked.”More “staggered.” Ah, I love the smell of burning diapers in the morning.
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They have clowns at rodeos but tonight for the first time there’s a clown at an NBA game.
#NBAfinals #nba
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joel retweeted
Jun 7
The biggest story in America is a president who has completely lost touch with reality. Who thinks the FBI let all the January 6 rioters into the Capitol, that he really won the 2020 election, that the Iran War is going well. Who, when occasionally confronted w reality, panics.
Jun 7
WOW -- Trump crashes out and cuts his interview with Welker short as she presses him on his lack of evidence for claiming elections are rigged
"You're either crooked or you're stupid. Let's call it quits. Because I've had enough. Thank you darling," he tells her."
"I traveled all the way to Wisconsin for this interview," she pleads.
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RT @AmoneyResists: Unless you riot for Trump, in which case you’ll be pardoned and given slush fund money stolen from U.S. tax payers.
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joel retweeted
Jun 3
I’m Kid Rock.”
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“I’m Catturd. Those stories, plus Rob Schneider, tonight on 60 Minutes.”
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