It’s been one week since Usay and Kusay chucked their poorly made bombs into the streets of New York City, and what has Big Media learned:
Not much, other than it ruined the nice little trip they had planned.
And the parents?
Not much, other than they’re “immigrants” from “Afghanistan/Turkey” who may, or may not “own a convenience store” and live in a “2.6 million dollar” McMansion in Pennsylvania.
How did two immigrants from Afghanistan/Turkey manage to get all that paperwork for liquor licenses, gas pumps, business loans, and mortgages figured out, and how many convenience store owners are chilling in three million dollars homes, what did Usay, and Kusay do for a living, did they attend a local “church”, how about known associates, what do the parents think about all this, have they lawyered up, and if so, who did they hire, and who is paying?
Meh, Big Media isn’t into the details.
They have lobster to investigate.