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Joined April 2009
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Wemby’s monks right now be like
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Elmo teach me not to eat trophy. Me teach Elmo to pick a team. 💙🧡
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NEW YORK CITY YOU LISTEN TO ME! IF YOU’RE NEAR SOME TRASH RIGHT NOW, ANY TYPE OF 24-HOUR TRASH, GO DISPOSE OF THE TRASH RIGHT NOW AND PUT YOUR HAND INSIDE THE OFFICIAL NYC BIN! YOUR TRASH IS OUR TRASH AS OF RIGHT NOW. CONGRATS KNICKS 💙🧡💙🧡💙🧡💙🧡💙🧡💙🧡
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If the Knicks pull this off, Taylor Swift needs to run for president.
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MY MAYOR MUSLIM MY BAGELS JEWISH MY JUNE IS PRIDE KNICKS IN FIVE
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THANK YOU TO THE PEOPLE WHO BLESSED MSG TODAY TO GET THE STANK VIBES OUT YOUR SERVICE IS APPRECIATED
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SPEECHLESS. LFGK.
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Show us the Spurs crowd!
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If the Knicks pull this off, Taylor Swift needs to run for president.
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i saw goody proctor using ai
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New 9-10 year-old-little league coach here, and, woof, I have to tell ya, the hardest part about baseball at this level is getting the kids to stop crying about the steroid injections.
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Thanks, timeline
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“Do you think you’re superior for not using AI in your work?” Thank you for that beautiful question. Yes, I do.
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Tom Steyer: “I’m totally in favor of trans athletes in high school. When you understand the vulnerability, the stress, the danger of being a trans kid and you understand almost half of them try to commit suicide. Then you think we’re gonna punish those kids, we’re gonna cut them off from team sport. It’s like, no we’re not”
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I’m sure I’m the last person to think of this, but I really haven’t seen it elsewhere - I finally realized who Hassett reminds me of:

ALT Im So Excited GIF by What We Do in the Shadows

Hassett, lying his ass off, claims Trump's Iran war hasn't actually hurt the economy: "It's just not there in the data, except for the consumer sentiment data, but actually I think we should stop calling it 'consumer sentiment' and start calling it 'political sentiment' because it's really a political variable not an economic variable."
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Huge congrats @MichaelMoreci and @thevaultcomics !!!!! Amazing!!
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Netflix has greenlit the series adaptation of the Vault Comics property “Barbaric” created by Mike Moreci and Nathan Gooden. The official logline for the show states, “A ruthless and crass barbarian is cursed to only use his violence only for good, which sends him, his talking axe and a young witch on a road of self discovery, redemption and revenge.” variety.com/2026/tv/news/net…
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It is enormously frustrating as a scifi author that we have been writing stories for DECADES about why it's bad to hand your thinking over to a machine, and then Gen AI comes along and everyone starts using it without question.
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conservative guys who have fantasies of killing minorities and raping women: yeah SSRIs make you mentally ill. id never take one
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I finally lost it on the departmental AI survey.
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Dem response to VA court decision is telling people to turn out and vote, even though they just did and it didn't work
More than three million Virginians cast their ballots in Virginia’s redistricting referendum, and the majority of Virginia voters voted to push back against a President who said he is ‘entitled’ to more Republican seats in Congress with a temporary and responsive referendum. They made their voices heard. I am disappointed by the Supreme Court of Virginia’s ruling, but my focus as Governor will be on ensuring that all voters have the information necessary to make their voices heard this November in the midterm elections because in those elections we — the voters — will have the final say.
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