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😂🤣👏👏 wow !! Well played
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Working in Corporate job is professional theatre. My Coworker just came up to me and said he caught a cold from me, Which is crazy, Because i faked it😜
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I honestly don’t think we’re ready for this Eastleigh conversation. Few Observations,. You buy something in the majority of those shops and they want cash. If you don’t have cash, they have their own MPesa agents they tell you to withdraw from. They then make a quick call to the agent to confirm the withdrawal before releasing your goods. That way, they never have to explain their cash flow, but you may one day have to explain yours to the taxman. We’re talking about a multi billion shilling industry with very little transparency, accountability or visibility into how money moves. And as long as they remain the middlemen, pay zero tax, sell “counterfeit goods” the government is comfortable But how dare you use the same business model, open your own wholesale operation and bring your own goods through the port?…..
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Tomorrow we are supporting Mexico 🇲🇽 so that South Africa 🇿🇦 can go back home early to protect their jobs.
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Wangepeleka Hii nguvu yote pale KEBS,waangalie vyakula tunakula..the Agricultural products,GMO ziko market..madawa fake pale chemists..tungekuwa tuko mbali sana kama nchi.. lakini juu mimi na pesa we don’t share a room..mimi ni nani kuteta
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Kuwait has banned the recruitment of domestic workers from Kenya and 26 other countries under new labour recruitment rules.
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KWS has confiscated a drone from BBC journalist Ian Wafula and his crew after the journalist reportedly found someone carrying out construction inside Nairobi National Park.
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Safaricom plans to introduce Sh800 monthly internet with speeds from 10 Mbps. They are also testing a pay-as-you-go Wi-Fi service called Wi-Fi Bamba where users can connect and pay without a fixed monthly plan
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A Kenyan will sit next to you at dinner, eat your food, laugh at your jokes and complain about everything with you. Not once will they mention that they have been in a visa process for two years, passed their English test, secured a job offer, shipped their belongings and booked a one way ticket. One Tuesday morning you wake up to a photo of them in a winter coat somewhere that is clearly not Nairobi. Caption: New chapter. Grateful heart. God did. Their mother found out the same time you did. This is not dishonesty. This is survival strategy perfected over generations. Kenyans have learned through painful experience that announcing a plan is the fastest way to kill it. Tell someone you are applying for a visa and suddenly everyone has an opinion. Aunties begin praying against it. Colleagues develop a strange interest in your affairs. Someone tells someone and the energy shifts. So the process goes underground. Head down. Mouth closed. Documents moving. Prayers private. And before you judge them for keeping secrets, know that some of these people did not even tell their spouses. Not because of trust issues. But because a spouse has a mother. The mother has a prayer group. The prayer group has a WhatsApp group. And that WhatsApp group has that one member who will fast and pray specifically against your visa. So is this superstition, self protection or have we been hurt enough times to trust nobody with our dreams until they are already real? And be honest. Are you currently silent about something right now? Dismas wa Tabu. Dreaming in installments. Billed in full.
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Her husband told a court she was too strong to be a wife. The judge agreed and stripped Wangari Maathai of everything, her family, her job, her home. She looked around and noticed women walking miles every single day just to collect firewood. So she handed them seeds instead. The government responded with arrests, beatings, and a padlocked office door. 30,000 women trained. 51 million trees planted across Kenya. Nobel Peace Prize in 2004. They handed her destruction. She turned it into an entire forest.
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US Presidents have 2 official residences: the White House & Camp David. In other words, 1 state house & 1 state lodge. Currently, Ruto has about 15 official residences: 3 state houses & approx 12 state lodges. He wants to build another lodge in Meru. Are Africans normal? 🤔
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Please if it doesn't affect the nearby communities ,please set it up in USA!
US Embassy, Nairobi Kenya: The Laikipia Ebola facility does not pose risk to nearby communities.
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The Kenyatta and Ndegwa families are set to receive about Sh22 billion from Nedbank’s 66% acquisition of NCBA. — Kenyatta family will receive Sh10.6 billion (shares cash) — Ndegwa family will receive Sh11.3 billion (shares cash)
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I am doing the most obviously. I am doing more than half of these..
If you're a millennial it's time to pick your midlife crisis: 1. Quitting alcohol 2. Running 14km before work 3. Divorce 4. Panic baby at 41 5. Pickleball 6. ADHD diagnosis 7. Dressing like you did in 2004 8. Buying coffee equipment 9. Sourdough 10. Ice baths and saunas 11. Board games and craft beer 12. Getting into tattoos 13. Lawn tip videos 14. Suddenly moving to another country 15. Plants 16. Fiber art (knitting, crotchet, embroidery, etc) 17. Perimenopause/HRT 18. Tiny home videos 19. Quitting job 20. Birdwatching
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Apparently you can use your carry on suitcase to the gym. Walai we learn everyday.
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The same way America is reducing diplomatic presence in Africa is the same way they should also close their military bases in Africa. We welcome the move.
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Nanyuki residents protest over US-Kenya deal to establish Ebola quarantine centre in Laikipia
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Happening in Nanyuki right now. The government has decided that the Ebola facility at Laikipia Airbase is going ahead, whether residents like it or not. Buses are said to have arrived last night, and the crowds out today are massive, even bigger than the Finance Bill maandamano. Nobody can tell who’s who anymore. Are these hired goons brought in to cause chaos, or genuine protesters who travelled to stand with the people of Nanyuki? Nobody knows. What we do know is that the government’s answer to citizens raising grievances has been gunfire. This is what it looks like when a state stops listening.
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Nimeona kuna mama Alisema those students should be taken to the morgue to see the mess they did and I agree….
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CNN source: Americans arrived in Laikipia Airbase yesterday as plans for US Ebola isolation facility go ahead despite court order. Current US & Kenya governments - both Trump & Ruto administrations - have a history of ignoring court rulings they don't like
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Willingly accepting to import Ebola into your country has got to be most treasonous act ever done to a people by their leader in any country. This greed is too much.
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